(A/N: Okay so there's a actual really good reason why I'm doing this episode and why I skipped Blendin's game which would be talked abt in this and also why I'm doing Northwest Mansion first and then Love God, you will also see the change of how Joe and Pacifica say each others name. Cool? Cool let's do this SHIT)
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Episode opens with a shot of Northwest Manor in a thunder storm. Cut to manor interior, closeup of Priscilla Northwest reading a paper.
Priscilla: Preston, I must say, the guest list for this year's party has so much diversity!
Preston: Yes, a nice mix of millionaires and billionaires.
He Swats servant with a newspaper.
Preston: Put the oyster fork at an angle! We're not animals, man.
Priscilla: Now where the devil is—?
She Turns to doorway, and sees Pacifica in a lake foam green dress.
Priscilla: Pacifica!
Pacifica curtsies, she walks up to her.
Priscilla: What did I tell you about that dress? The theme is sea foam green, not lake foam green! Go change!
Pacifica: But, I- I kinda like it.
Preston: Mind your mother, Pacifica.
Pacifica: But--
Preston rings a bell.
Pacifica: Yes, father.
The ground begins to shake, while at the table, plates and utensils clatter. The Northwests and their staff stare and gasp.
Preston: Oh no! It's... happening.
Furniture and dinnerware fly at the unfortunate individuals present, while everyone either ducks or hides underneath tables.
Preston: You are my possessions! (Swats a plate away) Obey me!
More things fly at Preston. He screams and ducks underneath the table.
Priscilla: This is a disaster! The party's in just 24 hours!
Preston: Surely there's someone who can handle this sort of nonsense!
He Looks at a newspaper and cuts beneath the headline to a picture of Joe warding off a giant vampire bat with his vampire gear from Sheriff Blubs and Deputy Durland.
Preston: And I think I know just the person...
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Cut to exterior shot of the Mystery Shack back porch, then interior. Joe and Dipper is sitting in the living room watching T.V.
TV: You asked for it, you got it! An entire 48-hour marathon of Ghost Harassers on the "Used to Be About History Channel!"
Joe: More trash TV.
Dipper: Be strong, bladder. (Pats stomach.) We're not gonna move till sunset.
Toby: We interrupt this program to bring you breaking news!
Joe: GOD DAMMIT TOBY!
Mabel Jumps into armchair beside Dipper.
Mabel: It's starting!
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