Opens to a squirrel scampering before being eaten by a mailbox.
Sprott: End times are here, folks. Only way to salvation is to embrace the triangular ways of our overlord. Any object with more than three sides is sinful.
Manly Dan holds up a triangular section of a stop sign that he cut.
Sprott: That's it. That's probably what Bill wants.
An Eye-Bat comes and Manly Dan screams as he is turned to stone.
Sprott: I reckon I've been livin' a lie.
He Screams as he is turned to stone and then carried away by the Eye-Bat. Cut to the Fearamid. Bill Cipher taps a fork on the still-petrified Ford Pines and the music stops.
Bill Cipher: Ladies, gentlemen, that creature with like eighty-seven different faces
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Creature with 88 different faces: Eighty-eight different faces!
Bill: Whoa-ho, sorry - touchy subject. Anyways, it's been fun turning Gravity Falls inside out, rounding up all its terrified citizens and then stacking them into this massive throne of frozen human agony. (The last word echoes; sits on the throne) Don't worry, they're not conscious anymore. Probably.
Lazy Susan/ (Tranquilizes) Uh, my omelettes. They-they have friendly faces.
Bill: Whoops. Hehe, back, back you go there. (Pokes Lazy Susan back into place and she turns back to stone) But Gravity Falls is just the beginning. It's time to take our chaos worldwide! Alright boys, to the corners of the Earth. Set the world aflame with your weirdness. This dimension is ours! Soon so will the Emperor's, the king, and that dumb looking lizard dressed as a lawyer!
Bill's friends come out of the Fearamid.
Bill: Ah, global domination. I could get used to...
The demons hit something invisible to the naked eye and fall down.
Bill: WHAT??!!!
He Goes out to investigate and pokes what his friends hit; the shot pans out to show that the whole town is surrounded by an invisible forcefield, containing the rift and Bill's chaos.
Bill: Hmm, this might be more complicated than I thought.
Paci-Fire: I think I broke something.
Bill: Walk it off!
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Scene opens on the Prison Bubble and zooms in, showing Joe, Dipper, Soos and Wendy inside the bubble.
Dipper: Mabel! Mabel! Okay guys, Bill has taken over the town and if his weirdness spreads he's gonna take over the whole world. Our first step to stopping him is rescuing Mabel, but he's got her trapped in this strange prison bubble.
Wendy: What is this place anyway?
The ground starts cracking with rainbow-colored fractures; Joe, Soos, Dipper and Wendy scream as they fall.
Soos: Guys, if I die, I wanna die hugging.
Joe: No thank you, I prefer to die giving Dipper the finger.
Joe flicks Dipper off as Soos Grabs Joe, Dipper and Wendy in a hug.
Dipper: Soos, you're choking me.
Soos: Let my body be your shield!
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