Episode starts at Wendy's house, where Joe, Dipper and Wendy are watching Nearly Almost Dead But Not Quite!
Trixandra: What do we do, Chadley? I thought they were dead!
Chadley: Far worse, Trixandra! They're... Nearly Almost Dead But Not Quite!
Trixandra Screams.
Joe: This movie sucks and a lot less scary when you've actually fought real zombies.
Wendy: They're slow! Just power-walk away from them!
Dipper Pokes Wendy with his elbow.
Dipper: How much you want to bet that guy dies first?
Chomping noise is heard from the TV.
Chadley: Aah! My face is being eaten a lot!
The trio laughs at the movie.
Wendy: Chadley ain't pretty no more.
Wendy's phone buzzes.
Wendy: One second. (Grabs phone) Ugh, another text from Robbie!
Dipper: Oh, yeah! Robbie. How's, uh, how's all that going?
He makes circles with his finger.
Wendy: Ugh, I'm over him, I just wish he was over me! Just look at these texts. (Shows Dipper her phone) Winky frown? What does that even mean?
Joe: Want me to spear him again? This is actually a good head start for me too.
Dipper: And you're not... (Cough) not like, seeing any other guys or...
Wendy: Of course I am, meet my new boyfriend, dude. (Hugs plush walrus which sqeuaks)
Dipper: (Laughs) Right, right. (Nervous laugh) So, I was wondering if maybe you wanted to maybe if, you know, you and me, whatever. I mean if maybe you (Grimaces) wanted to join me, Joe and Mabel on this mystery hunt tomorrow? Conspiracy stuff and all that? That's all.
Wendy: Yeah, dude. I love doing junk with friends. (To TV:) Yo Chadley, watch out!
Dipper: Yeah, 'cause that's what we are.
He Looks at a note he had written about confessing his crush on Wendy.
Dipper: It's all we'll ever be.
He Crumples it up, lies back on Wendy's bed.
Dipper: Friends.
Wendy: Dude, you're laying on my bra.
Dipper screams.
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Workmen are fixing up the nearly destroyed Mystery Shack.
Stan: Hey, easy with that, it's genuine plastic! And repave the cracks in the parking lot while you're at it! (Looking into chasm) I don't want my car falling into China!
Workman: Mr. Pines, what exactly caused all this damage? I need to write a report.
Stan: Uhhh, big woodpecker.
Gift shop sign falls over.
Stan: Keep the change.
He Stuffs several bills into the workman's front pocket.
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Gravity Falls: Weirdest Summer Ever
FanfictionJoseph Aonani joins his best friends Twins Dipper and Mabel Pines who were sent to spend the summer with their great-uncle, Grunkle Stan, in the mysterious town of Gravity Falls, Ore. Grunkle Stan has the kids help him run The Mystery Shack, the tou...
