Gravity Falls: Weirdest Summer Ever

Fight Fighters

Two health bars fill up. As a video game character gets into a fighting stance and Joe gets into a fighting stance that mimics his but he had a wide grin. Soos takes a picture on his cell phone.

So. You're thinking to yourself... "Joe? How do you get the memory that your first kiss was with someone you absolutely hate out of your head?" Well that's easy see, my scrawny pubescent friend here brought a fake ass Ryu wannabe to life because he thought I was gonna get pummeled by the Femboy dating Wendy now. I count this as an absolute win in my book because I need express some unyielding rage out on something and if the femboy isn't available it might as well be this walking talking pixilated Capcom plagiarism lawsuit. Oh did I forget to mention he also thought I was gonna get pummeled by this guy too? Well hate to break it to ya Dipstick....its dog walking season. And someone needs to get walked.

The episode opens with Soos showing Joe, Mabel and Stan around an arcade. A person to the right is playing an arcade game with a green triangle.

Joe: I don't like how that triangle is looking at me.

Soos: This is it, dudes, my favorite place in Gravity Falls. Everything I know, I learned right here. A frog taught me how to cross a street. When my house was haunted, I learned how to eat ghosts. And this thing taught me how to dance.

Mcgucket is seen Dancing on an out of order dancing machine.

Mcgucket: Woo-hoo-hoo! I've been jiggin' here for seven days straight!

Mabel Picks up the plug to the dance machine.

Mabel: Uh, Soos?

Joe: Let him have this.

Stan Walks to a new video game called "Insert Token!".

Stan: Huh?

He Inserts a coin.

Game: Congratulations! you win!

Screen resumes saying: "Insert token!" Stan gets upset and growls. Cut to Dipper and Wendy playing Fight Fighters, with Rumble McSkirmish and Dr. Karate as their player characters.

Dipper: Watch out! Wow! Ooh, cutscene!

Rumble: DR. KARATE, YOU KILLED MY FATHER AGAIN!

Dr. Karate: HHNNGHHHH!!!!!!!

Rumble; YOU TAKE THAT BAAACKKKK!!!!!!!!

Game: Fight!

Rumble and Dr. Karate, being controlled by Dipper and Wendy, fight each other.

Dipper: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Go! Go!

Game: K.O! The winner: Rumble Mcskirmish!

Rumble: WINNERS DON'T LOSE!

Wendy: What? You cheated.

Dipper: YOU TAKE THAT BAAACK! (Laughs)

Game: Round Two!

Wendy: I'm gonna punch the ref.

Game: Fight!

Dipper: Let's gang up on him.

Rumble and Dr. Karate do all of the combo moves so that they aren't hitting each other but it looks as though they are hitting the referee. As Joe walks over enjoying the show.

Wendy: Hohoho.

Robbie is nearby, putting up a flyer.

Robbie: Wendy! What's up, babe? Yeah, just putting up some flyers for my band. I'm lead guitar. No biggie.

Joe and Dipper Looks skeptically at the picture of Robbie on the poster.

Dipper: Are you wearing mascara?