Love God

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Open to a shot of the Gravity Falls Cemetery with a partly cloudy sky, and a star-shaped cloud. Joe, Dipper, Mabel, Wendy, Nate, Tambry, Lee and Thompson are watching the sky and pointing at clouds.

Mabel: Whoa! That cloud looks like a chipmunk!

She Points to a cloud shaped like an animal; an airplane flies out of its "mouth".

Wendy: —Barfing an airplane.

Everyone laughs.

Joe: Nice one.

Thompson: (Points to a waffle-shaped cloud) Uh, that looks like... uh, a cloud!

Lee: Booo!

Wendy: Thompson, stop being the worst at everything.

Thompson:     (Chuckles) Sorry guys.

They All laugh.

Mabel: Look at the clouds! Ooh! That cloud looks like a big heart-shaped balloon!

Dipper: Clouds don't come in colors. That is a balloon.

Wendy: Oh dude! It's the Woodstick festival.

Joe: The huh?

Wendy: It's this annual outdoor concert featuring Oregon's up and coming indie bands.

She Takes Tambry's cell phone out of her hands.

Tambry: Hey!

Wendy swipes through several images of the bands.

Wendy: They're all coming! Scarves Indoors, Wood Grain on Everything, the Love God! You've probably seen him in that viral video.

Love God: Who's ready to fall in love tonight?

The crowd cheers and he stumbles face-first into the camera.

Love God: Whoa! Ow! I hope nobody's filming this!

Joe: Whoa! Like a real concert concert?

His phone buzzed as he sees a text from Pacifica making him smile.

Dipper: I've, uh... I've never actually been to one of those before.

He Brushes elbow.

Wendy: That's because you've never had an awesome crew to roll with before!

She points at Joe, Nate, Lee, Mabel and Thompson sitting together; Thompson is holding a dirty sponge.

Joe: Come on, Thompson!

Lee and Nate: Lick that sponge! Lick that sponge!

Thompson Groans and licks the dirty sponge.

Everyone: Oh!

Nate: Can't believe he's doing it!

Lee: (Laughs) What is he doing?

Wendy: When you're with us, you're in!

She Points at Dipper. When you're with us, you're in! (Points at Dipper) as everyone gasps.

Mabel: Ghosty sounds! Cemetery ghosty sounds!

She Shakes Joe.

Wendy: It's coming from that open grave.

Nate: You look! (Elbows Lee)

Lee: No, you look! (Pushes Nate)

Dipper: Thompson, go look.

Nate: Heh. Nice use of Thompson.

Lee Pushes Thompson toward grave as he peers into the grave, worried.

Thompson: Ugh...

Everyone: Gaze upon death! Gaze upon death!

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