Episode opens with Bill Cipher laughing evilly under the freed interdimensional rift.
Bill Cipher: Oh, it's happening, It's finally, finally happening! (Continues laughing as what appears to be muscle fiber covers him) Physical form? Don't mind if I DO!
He Is encased in a metal pyramid and vanishes.
Blendin: Huh?! What just happened?
As Mabel Pines is lifted up and locked into a bubble with her shooting star symbol on it.
Blendin: Oh. Oh man. This is bad! This is real bad! Guys, we've got a situation!
He Presses a button on his watch, causing him to vanish. Cut to downtown.
Deputy Durland and Sheriff Blubs: What the—?
Tyler Gasps.
Lazy Susan: Wha?
Bill: (Laughs, deep voice:) ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU ONE LIFESPAN, THREE DIMENSIONAL, FIVE SENSE SKIN PUPPETS! (Normal voice:) For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name's Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!
He Melts the statue of Nathaniel Northwest
Blubs, Durland, and Tyler: Ah!
Bill: Now meet the gang of interdimensional criminals and nightmares I call my friends.
As they come out of the rift.
Bill: 8 Ball! Kryptos! The being whose name must never be said! Haha, what the heck. It's Zanthar. Then, of course, there's also Teeth, Keyhole, Hectorgon, Amorphous Shape, Pyronica, Paci-Fire and these guys. This is our town now, boys!
Bill's friends rejoice.
Tyler: Now see here, you unholy triangle fella. As mayor, I strongly urge you to git... git on out of here.
Lazy Susan: Yeah! Things with one eye are weird!
Grenda: We don't like out-of-towners!
Manly Dan: We punch what we DON'T UNDERSTAND!! (Rips open mailbox)
Preston: I would just like to say that as a rich capitalist I welcome your tyrannical rule. Perhaps I could be one of your, uh... horsemen of the apocalypse? As long as I get to kill and torture the boy known as Joseph Aonani.
Pacifica: Dad!
Preston: Not now, sweetie, the grownups are talking.
Bill: Oh wow, that's a great offer. How 'bout instead I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face?
He Snaps fingers; Preston's face becomes mixed up. Preston Falls over, screaming as his family watches in horror.
Bill: The only one who's going to kill Joseph is me.
He Laughs evilly as the townspeople flee, turns Durland to stone
Sheriff Blubs: Picks up Durland) Durland! My precious Deputy Durland. No!
An Eye-Bat Takes Durland away.
Bill: It's time we do a little redecorating. I could really use a castle of some kind.
A pyramid forms in the sky.
Bill: And how about some bubbles of PURE MADNESS?!
Colorful bubbles appear. A bubble passes through Sprott, who rips off his shirt and screams madly.
Bill: This party never stops! Time is dead and has no meaning! Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme! WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO WEIRDMAGEDDON!
The water tower roars.
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Gravity Falls: Weirdest Summer Ever
FanfictionJoseph Aonani joins his best friends Twins Dipper and Mabel Pines who were sent to spend the summer with their great-uncle, Grunkle Stan, in the mysterious town of Gravity Falls, Ore. Grunkle Stan has the kids help him run The Mystery Shack, the tou...
