Gravity Falls: Weirdest Summer Ever

Society of the Blind Eye

Open to a shot of Greasy's Diner. Lazy Susan is locking up the diner for the night. She hums while sweeping a broom across the floor.

Lazy Susan: Ta dum, locking up.

She peers at possums scurrying around in the dishes, pokes the possums with her broom.

Lazy Susan: Shoo, possums, shoo!

She walks near a table.

Lazy Susan: Git, McGucket, git!

She pokes him with a broom, making him run out from underneath the table on all fours, panting, and mumbling incoherently.

Lazy Susan: Ta dum, ta dum... (locks the door) Good night, diner. Good night, trees.

She passes by the gnomes standing on top of each other, attempting to steal a pie.

Lazy Susan: Good night, tiny men stealing my pie. Wait, WHAT?!

She Lifts her eyelid.

Jeff: Lift with your knees. No, your knees. If I go one more hour without eating, I'm gonna resort to cannibalism.

He notices Lazy Susan, and tips his hat.

Jeff: Ma'am.

Lazy Susan: (Shrieks) Little magic men! What does it mean? What do I do?

She bumps into a payphone and dials 911.

Lazy Susan: Yes, hi. I'd like to report something. I'm at Greasy's Diner. You won't believe what I've witnessed.

Cut to two figures sneaking up behind her, from a patch of nearby bushes.

Lazy Susan: It's unbelievable! It's indescribable! It's- AAAAAAAH!!

The figures sneak up behind her and kidnap her, dragging her away.

???: It is unseen.

The Blind Eye symbol is graffitied on the wall.

Jeff: Welp, back to pie.

The gnomes grab the pie and run off. A gnome accidentally drops a slice.

Jeff: I was this close to eating you, Steve.
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Joe awakens seeing himself in the abandoned mines, he gasps and looks around seeing it pitch black.

Joe: No. No, no no no no.

He gets up and starts running down the mine breathing heavily but stops in his tracks seeing the bodies of his friends, and possibly the entire town of Gravity Falls, even his great Auntie's head. Joe covers his mouth slowly backing away until he runs into something, turning around he sees the Wendigo as it shrieks at him and pounces at him. Joe then shoots up from the couch sweating and hyperventilating while aiming his shotgun around the room. He slowly lowers the gun seeing he was still in the Mystery Shack, the sound of chirping caught his attention as he raises the Pip Boy showing a heart monitor seeing how fast his heart was beating. Next he heard was the sound of oinks and looks to see Waddles laying on is lap, he pets the sleeping pig and takes a deep breath and lays back down.

Joe: They're gone Joe. You killed them.

Cut to Dipper and Mabel's bedroom. Dipper is examining a poster board on his wall entitled "Who is The Author?