Joseph Aonani joins his best friends Twins Dipper and Mabel Pines who were sent to spend the summer with their great-uncle, Grunkle Stan, in the mysterious town of Gravity Falls, Ore. Grunkle Stan has the kids help him run The Mystery Shack, the tou...
Scene opens up outside the Mystery Shack. A sign is shown saying "Temporarily CLOSED For Repairs." Cut to inside the gift shop. Mabel Pines is lying on the floor with an empty cheese boodles bag. Stan is sitting on a chair nearby.
Mabel: (Blows bag of Cheese Boodles into the air, bag slowly drifts down) I just ate a bag of Cheese Boodles without using my hands. Lazy Tuesday, you are delivering in a big way!
Stan: Heh. Yeah. It's nice to finally have a day where nothing interesting happens whatsoever.
Ford Pines Comes out of the vending machine door with a Cycloptopus on his wrist Joe, Mabel and Dipper Scream
Ford: Everyone, get down! Don't let it taste human flesh!
He Punches it and it drops off his hand crawls around the room
Joe: FUCK THAT!
Dipper: What is it?!
Mabel: Can we keep it?
Stan: (hitting it with a rolled up newspaper) Kill it! Kill it!
Ford Chases it into the corner.
Ford: Patience... and—
When the cycloptopus' eye turns into a screaming mouth.
Ford: Gotcha!
Before he could Shocks it with his gloves the creature was blasted as it pans to Jocelyn with an ion cannon in her hand.
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Jocelyn: My aim is still spectacular as ever.
Ford holds up its burnt body.
Ford: I had that.
Jocelyn: No you didn't.
Ford: Jocelyn you can't just shoot every creature you see.
Jocelyn: Got me this far hasn't it?
Stan: Great. Now get it outta here. It smells like if death could barf.
Dipper Runs over to Ford with Journal 2.
Dipper: Great-uncle Ford! You need any help with that? I've read all about these creatures in your journal, and I think I know how to--
Ford: No! I'm sorry, Dipper. On the dark, weird road I travel, I'm afraid you cannot follow. Well, call me for dinner!
He Closes the vending machine door behind him.
Dipper: Maybe next time then? Or not? Or never.
Mabel: Aww, Dipper, don't take it so hard.
Stan: (Hits Dipper with newspaper) No, do take it hard. Take it hard and serious. My brother is a dangerous know-it-all, and the stuff he's messing with is even worse. Do yourself a favor and stay away from him, you hear me?
Jocelyn: Stan right kid. No matter how many times I try and tell he won't listen to reason. What's worse is that even after being stuck in a different dimension for years all he cares about is his research.
