Episode opens with Dipper sleeping. Dipper Wakes up and screams
Mabel: (As Mr. Upside-Downington:) Mornin', Dipper, guess who!
Dipper: Oh, what joy. If it isn't Mr. Upside-Downington. How long's it been? Third grade, maybe?
Mabel: That's right. And I'm here to deliver you an upside-downington-tastic message!
Dipper: Is it the message that we're getting too old for this sort of thing?
Mabel: (Normal voice:) Um, kinda, actually. It's that we are exactly one week away from our 13th birthday!
Dipper: Whoa! Our birthday's coming up already? (Gasps) Soon we're gonna be actual teenagers!
Joe: Pre-teens actually.
Mabel: Finally! I can stop reading preteen magazines and start reading post-preteen magazines.
Dipper: PG-13 movies, here I come!
Mabel: And just one more year until high school. High school, guys! Where girls become women and they teach us stuff about... (Turns Joe and Dipper around and whispers:) You know what.
Dipper: Trigonometry?
Mabel: Oh yeah, baby!
Joe: Woohoo!
Stan Pines and Soos Ramirez enter the room.
Stan: That's not the only good news coming up! In one week my senior citizen's ponytail kit is coming in the mail. I'm...I'm kinda going through some things.
Soos: In one week, my grandma is finally letting me eat crackers on my bed! The future is coming for us all, dudes.
Stan: The future.
Dipper: The future!
Joe: The future!
Mabel: The future!
Dipper: (Laughs) I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously with that face on your chin.
Mabel: (As Mr. Upside-Downington:) What face, Dipper?
Joe: You're--You're doing the voice so you obviously know what he's talking about--
Mabel: Bi bon't bnow bhat bou're balking about.
Joe, Dipper and Mabel Laugh.
Dipper: There is something wrong with you.
Mabel: There's something wrong with both of us.
Joe: The three of us.
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Cut to the living room of the Mystery Shack.
Mabel: Alright, party planners. In one week we become teenagers, and our summer vacation winds to an end. So we need to throw the greatest party of all time! I'm talking piñatas with tinier piñatas inside.
Soos: Boom, dreams comin' true!
He Pours little piñatas into a large piñata.
Mabel: I'm talking inviting everyone in town. Let's see, where do we stand with the gnomes?
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Gravity Falls: Weirdest Summer Ever
FanfictionJoseph Aonani joins his best friends Twins Dipper and Mabel Pines who were sent to spend the summer with their great-uncle, Grunkle Stan, in the mysterious town of Gravity Falls, Ore. Grunkle Stan has the kids help him run The Mystery Shack, the tou...
