Episode opens with the Mystery Shack, to the back of Grunkle Stan's RV. Grunkle Stan puts a bumper sticker on it that says "CAUTION: SILVERFOX AT THE WHEEL" as Soos helps pack it up.
Stan: (Hums) Nice. And don't forget bug spray! It's perfect for spraying in the face of hitchhikers.
Joe: What's all this? You're not running from the law again are you?
Soos: Dude! It's the ultimate Oregon road trip adventure!
Stan: More like revenge trip. Every year my tourist trap competitors prank the Mystery Shack. Last year those hooligans duct taped Soos to the ceiling.
Soos: That was a fun 78 hours.
Stand: Well, no more! (Pulls out a map of Oregon's tourist traps and hands it to Dipper) This year we're visiting every tourist trap along the Redwood Highway, and I'm gonna prank back every single one.
Grenda: Bow wow! Time to let the road dogs bark!
Candy: That is us. We are the road dogs.
Mabel: Thanks for letting me bring Candy and Grenda along for our road trip, Grunkle Stan.
Stan: The more the merrier. Just sign these non-disclosure agreements. None of your parents are lawyers, right?
Stan, Candy, and Grenda walk into the RV. Soos Jumps down from the roof of the RV.
Soos: What do ya say, dude? You comin'?
Joe: Hell yeah! This is the first thing this whole summer that doesn't sound like nothing could go wrong!
Dipper: You gotta stop saying stuff like that.
Mabel: I already went to the trouble of packing all your stuff. Even the stuff you kept in that secret box under the bed.
She drops the box, pictures of Wendy coming out of it.
Mabel: Whoa. What the...? Ugh, what's that?
Joe grabs a picture and noticed it was stiff and gagged.
Joe: And why is this one stiff...?
Dipper Starts cleaning the pictures up and snatches the other picture from Joe.
Dipper: Uh, nothing! Just...Wendy stuff...from old times.
Joe: You sick fuck.
Mabel: Bro, I thought you were finally past all this.
Dipper: Ahh, I know, I know! I know she's not interested and I know it's over, but how do you just turn off the way you feel about someone?
Joe: Two words, Dipper. Move. On.
Soos: Yeah, dude. And a road trip's the perfect place to meet new people.
Joe: See? Soos gets it.
Mabel: Hey Jojo, I've been meaning to ask. But what's with the purple bracelet? It kinda looks like—
Joe: I wanted to try something new!
Mabel: But your favorite color is yellow and red.
Joe: I can have more than one favorite color Bell. Plus this isn't about me, it's about your brother and his weird creepy stash of Wendy pictures.
Dipper looks at a picture of Wendy, then at the pamphlet. He looks up into the sky and smiles.
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Gravity Falls: Weirdest Summer Ever
FanfictionJoseph Aonani joins his best friends Twins Dipper and Mabel Pines who were sent to spend the summer with their great-uncle, Grunkle Stan, in the mysterious town of Gravity Falls, Ore. Grunkle Stan has the kids help him run The Mystery Shack, the tou...
