Joe is shown dressed as Nathan Drake from Uncharted next him was Pacifica in a witch costume minus the hat running in a panic as the kids quickly run up the stairs. As Joe made up the stairs he sees Pacifica standing still on the main floor. Joe then does as well, staring at the creature on a lodge's ceiling decoration.
Joe: Don't... move. Don't fucking move a muscle.
Pacifica stares at the creature in fear. The monster snarls.
Why do I find myself in these situations? But you're mostly wondering why am I dressed like Nathan Drake? And why is Pacifica with me? Look shit hits the fan okay? This whole summer has been nothing but shit hitting the fan, now I'm stuck frozen in fear with the snobby rich girl of hillbilly town as creatures of the night stalk us! But you wanna know my real question? ....WHO THE FUCK CELEBRATES HALLOWEEN IN THE SUMMER?!
The episode opens revealing Stan's car crashing into a "handicap parking" sign
Stan: Here we are, the Summerween Superstore!
Joe: Wait, Summer-what?
Stan: Summerween!
He Pulls out a calendar.
Stan: The people of this town love Halloween so much, they celebrate it twice a year. And wouldn't you know it, it's today!
Dipper: Do you always carry that calendar in your pocket?
Stan: Yes.
Mabel: Summerween? Something about this feels unnatural.
Joe: Really? That's what unnatural for you? Not us being chased by robot sea monsters, fighting wax figures, having to deal with a psychotic gremlin who was desperate for a girlfriend, oh and how can I forget you getting possessed in a haunted convenient store then on top of that saving you from gnomes.
Mabel: Sounds like someone is enjoying their summer!
Joe: I hate it here.
Soos: There's free candy!
Joe: ....What kind of candy?
Cut to inside the store.
Kids: TO THE COSTUME AISLE!
Soos Presses a cackling skull.
Skull: I'd lend you a hand... but I don't seem to have any! (Cackles)
Soos: Haha, this guy tells it like it is.
Worker: Sir, could you please stop pushing that?
Soos: Ma'am, make these heads less hilarious, and you got yourself a deal.
He Presses the skull as it cackles. Stan Picks up a big barrel of fake blood.
Stan: Ha ha! When the children come to my door tonight, they're gonna run away screaming from Stan Pines, Master of Fright!
He Turns, facing a baby.
Stan: Boo.
The baby cries as Stan laughs. Soos continues pressing the skulls and Joe, Dipper and Mabel knock over a pile of jack o' melons. Stan holds leaking container of fake blood.
Stan: Uh-oh. Think this one's leaking!
Worker: (On walkie talkie) Have the police come and eject the Pines family from the store.
Stan: NOT TODAY!
He Tosses a smoke bomb.
Worker: MY EYES!
Eveyone Runs out with some Summerween stuff).
Joe: You paid for the stuff, right?
Stan: Of course!
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Gravity Falls: Weirdest Summer Ever
FanfictionJoseph Aonani joins his best friends Twins Dipper and Mabel Pines who were sent to spend the summer with their great-uncle, Grunkle Stan, in the mysterious town of Gravity Falls, Ore. Grunkle Stan has the kids help him run The Mystery Shack, the tou...
