Gravity Falls: Weirdest Summer Ever

Soos and the Real Girl

Opens to a shot of the sign for the Mystery Shack's gift shop.

Mabel: La, la, la, la, la!

She accidentally bumps into the screen door, getting her braces caught in it; screams.

Mabel: No! Braces! Braces caught in a screen door! Someone dictate my will, I'm giving it all to Waddles!

Soos Walks up holding a screwdriver.

Soos: Say "ah," girl-dude.

Mabel Opens her mouth wide.

Mabel: Aaaah.

Soos pries her braces off of the screendoor.

Mabel: Soos! You saved me!

Soos: Heh, heh! Just doing my job, hambone. (Tosses screwdriver into his toolbelt) I'll see you dudes tomorrow.

Kids: Bye, Soos!

Wendy: (Playing with a Chinese finger trap) Night, Soos.

Stan: (Working on attraction called "Thigh-Clops") Night, Soos.

Soos walks away from the shack, singing.

Soos: Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo! Walking to my car.

Mabel: You ever wonder what Soos does when he's not here at the Mystery Shack?

Dipper: No.

Wendy: Not really.

Stan: Not once ever.

Joe: It's Soos, personal life Bell.

Cut to a shot of the exterior of Abuelita's house at night. Soos is Playing a video game entitled "First Person Puncher".

Soos: Punch! Punch those leopards! (Hears timer go off) Oh, highlights are done!

He Sets down his controller, leans over and begins taking foil out of his grandmother's hair.

Soos: You're gonna make the other grandmas at the bingo hall so jealous!

Abuelita: Just a minute, m'ijo, look at this. (hands letter to Soos) Your cousin Reggie is having an engagement party next month.

Soos: (Looks at invitation) Wait, wait. Reggie is engaged? But he's like the poor man's Soos.

Abuelita: I do not want to pressure you, but you are a man now... in a way. It's time for you to start meeting girls. I would like to see you settled before I ascend to heaven and live with the angels.

Soos: And with grandpa!

Abuelita: (Looking down) No, he is not there. (Looks back at Soos) Please find a girl to bring to Reggie's engagement, for Abuelita.

She Gets up off the couch and walks away.

Soos: Heh! No problem. I'm great at fixing stuff, playing video games, having a sort-of mustache. (Leans back in couch) I could totally get a date in a week. Totally. Piece of cake.

Game over text appears on TV screen.

Game: You're dead!

Soos: I'm dead.
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A child is seen walking through the Mystery Shack gift shop, flipping a coin and licking a lollipop. Stan Jumps out from behind rack of postcards.