Joseph Aonani joins his best friends Twins Dipper and Mabel Pines who were sent to spend the summer with their great-uncle, Grunkle Stan, in the mysterious town of Gravity Falls, Ore. Grunkle Stan has the kids help him run The Mystery Shack, the tou...
Glowing yellow symbols appear inside a giant triangle's blackened eye. As the symbols reflect on the others' faces, a ring of fire surrounds them. Then a rock in the shape of Stan's head pops out from their feet and raises up into the cosmos. The triangle's size starts increasing.
So.... Here we are. Another weird adventure that will most likely kill us if we fail. How did I even agree to this vacation? I could've been in Cali catching waves with my cousins, ignoring the constant bickering between my dad and his siblings as they blame my uncle for the returning of our family and it's history of attracting danger or weirdness thank to who he married, but instead I'm here in Oregon fighting a giant Dorito with a top hat. Believe or not the other adventures weren't as bad as this one.
I finally got my own room.
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Oh yeah! Wendy broke up with Robbie, and you wanna know the best part about that?
Robbie: Baby, I promise. I don't know anything about those messages. In fact, I didn't even write that song. I ripped it off some other band! So, we're all good, right?
Wendy: No, we're not all good! I don't care about the messages. You said you wrote that song for me, and I actually thought it was sweet, you big liar.
Robbie: I know, I know. I lie about a lot of stuff. Like using your makeup and fighting a bear, although--
Wendy: No! You know what? It's over, Robbie. We're through!
Robbie: What?! Wendy!
Wendy: Goodbye!
Wendy gets out and slams the van door.
Wendy: And another thing! Jojo, get Ucey!
Robbie: Get wha—
Joe: CHEEEEEEHOOOOOO!!!!
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Turns out super kicking your friend's ex does wonders for your mental health. Especially if you're still scarred from going up against cursed mountain cannibals and somehow and someway kill a guy with your mortal enemy. Now on with another episode of: how the hell I got myself into this mess.
