Joseph Aonani joins his best friends Twins Dipper and Mabel Pines who were sent to spend the summer with their great-uncle, Grunkle Stan, in the mysterious town of Gravity Falls, Ore. Grunkle Stan has the kids help him run The Mystery Shack, the tou...
We open to Joe and Pacifica riding a ride called the Tunnel of Love and Corn-dogs and their faces are mortified as a worker hands them both corndogs.
There comes a time in everyone's life where they wish they could go back in time and chance the outcome of an event that will mortify them till their senior year of high school. For instance; walking in on your parents uhhh... holding hands. Or having to do a school play and you get stage fright then ended setting the whole auditorium on fire by accident. Me? Well as you can see from my face of pure terror.
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I wish I had a gun so I can shoot myself in the face, haha cause why? BECAUSE I HATE THIS TOWN!
We go back to the beginning of the episode as it opens to the Mystery Fair being constructed.
Stan: There she is, Mabel; the cheapest fair money can rent. I spared every expense.
Dipper is heard screaming off screen, then he comes falling down in a broken tram cart.
Dipper: I think the sky tram is broken. Also, most of my bones.
Stan: Ha ha, this guy. Alright, alright. I got a job for you two.
He Pulls out a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates with an A+ on them.
Stan: I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates. Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit.
He Hands them to Dipper, who gives some to Mabel.
Mabel: Grunkle Stan, is that legal?
Stan: When there's no cops around, anything's legal! Soos, how's that dunk tank coming along?
Soos is using a blowtorch on the handle of a dunk tank.
Soos: Almost ready to go, Mr. Pines.
Stan Knocks on the target and the seat barely moves.
Stan: Ha, you got it rigged from here to Timbuktu! There's nothing on Earth that could knock me down!
Soos: Yeah, except for like a futuristic laser arm cannon.
Stan: Ah. Hey, you haven't seen my red screwdriver, have ya? Darn thing went missing.
He Digs around in the toolbox.
Soos: Maybe some magical creature or paranormal thing-um took it.
Stan: Oi! You've been spending too much time with those kids. Speaking of kids where's Joe?
Joe: Right here.
Joe walks in looking annoyed as Mabel runs and jumps on his back shaking him.
Mabel: Aren't you excited Jojo?!
Joe: No, because I have to do that stupid date with Pacifica. You better have my $100 by the end of this fair old man.
Meanwhile Stan Keeps digging in toolbox not paying Joe no mind and mumbling.
