So... you made it. You watched me fight and survive almost everything this weird town had thrown at me and my friends. But this one... this one is different... and im scared... this time it feels like I might not make it back from this one... bah I don't know why im getting so sappy. This plan is going to work... and im going to save the world my way. Let's finish this.
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Joe Kicks open the door. Joe, Dipper, Mabel, Soos and Wendy Run in.
Joe, Dipper, Mabel, Soos and Wendy: Yaaahh!!
Unicorn, Chutzpar, Bats Biker, Woodpecker guy, Candy, Stan, Jocelyn, Grenda, Sheriff Blubs, Pacifica, Old Man McGucket and some Gnomes: Yaaaahhhh!!
Dipper and Mabel: Stan?
Stan: Kids?
Kids: Grunkle Stan!
They Run to him
Stan: Kids! I can't believe it! I thought I lost you guys!
Soos: (Hugs Stan) Mr. Pines! It's really you! I've been hugging strangers to practice for this moment.
Wendy: (Slams into Stan for a hug) We missed you, you old codger!
Stan (Chuckles) I've missed you knuckleheads, too. It's good to have you back.
Joe: Pacifica! Jocelyn!
Jocelyn: Joe!
Pacifica runs and hugs him, she then lifts her head up and begins to rapidly kiss his cheek making him laugh.
Joe: Babe, stop not in front of my friends.
Mabel: WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Hold the phone!! Joe and Pacifica are dating?
Joe: Oh right. I was gonna tell you guys at your birthday party but we'll y'know shit hit the fan. But uhhh what's everyone doing here?
Dipper Gasps as some Lilliputtians run past him.
Mabel: Yeah there's like monsters and gnomes, and is Pacifica wearing a potato sack?
Pacifica: Hey! Even in a sack I still look better than you.
Multi-Bear: It's...it's a long story.
Wax Larry King: (In the vents) Hey, is anyone gonna feed me? Larry King's disembodied wax head wants num-nums.
Grenda: We're trying to ration our food, remember?
As Wax Larry King chews on her hair.
Grenda: Uhhh...it's happening again.
Multi-bear Closes the vents.
Pituitaur: (Looking out the door) Hey, everyone! Eye-bat!
Everyone gasps.
Gnome: Evasive maneuvers!
Stan Slams the door and grabs Dipper and Mabel while Jocelyn and Joe crouches aiming their weapons forward.
Stan: Shhh, keep it down.
The refugees scatter.
Gnome: Hit the lights!
Outside, an eye-bat turns a scampering raccoon into stone and flies off with it.
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Gravity Falls: Weirdest Summer Ever
FanfictionJoseph Aonani joins his best friends Twins Dipper and Mabel Pines who were sent to spend the summer with their great-uncle, Grunkle Stan, in the mysterious town of Gravity Falls, Ore. Grunkle Stan has the kids help him run The Mystery Shack, the tou...
