Fuck you (not) (an applemedia fanfic)

📺tv-man📺

I'm..gonna k!ll myself.

THE KING?
HE'S INTO THE KING??
THE KINGS INTO HIM?
IS HE??
I CANT COMPETE WITH THAT??

Fuuuuuuuuck.

I rewind the recording, watching the tension between the two.
..Adam can't possibly be correct..
They hate eachother!
Right..?

The elevator dings, my assistant walking in.
"Sir! The new product is ready for you to display it!"
"Eugh. Which one?"
"The new phone!"
"Didnt we just release the ivox16?" I question.
"Yes but- a rival company released a new one that has a built in stylus! So we put together a new one to crush that ones ratings!"
"Qualities?" I ask, standing from my seat.
"Brand new charger port, longer lasting battery, lightning charge, and the built in stylus...UPSIDE DOWN to avoid lawsuits! And new ai powered systems!"
I sigh.
"Alright. Let's go."
He takes me up to the room where we handle lives, vel already there as she's finishing up a livestream.
"Vel! How are ya!"
"Eugh. Fucking pissed! Val tore up another one of my models! Fucking rediculous!"
"What's his issue now?"
"Ironically, you!" She rolls her eyes, setting her phone down. "Are you back on that little obsession with the radio demon? Being serious."
"Uhm- no-?"
"That didn't sound sincere. I only ask because he's being a whiny ass baby because you won't 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 him." She mutters.
"I'm not a toy, and I don't want to be treated like one. Thats not my problem."
"Boss! On in 5!"
I nod. "I have something to take care of, we getting lunch still?"
"Fuck yeah, that reservation was hard as fuck to get. I didn't do we have people for that, but still!"
"Alright, see you at..12:30?"
"12. Don't fucking be late."
"Okay. Okay."

                                         ...

I sit down across from vel, the both of us ordering drinks.
"So, flat-faced prince. Tell me, what's really going on with you?"
I sigh. "I caught Alastor on a camera with a bouquet of flowers. On his way to that crappy hotel."
"Okay?"
"And then Adam was talking about sexual tension between Alastor and the king, lucifer morningstar, on his live."
"Oh. You think he's finally starting to date?"
"I don't know." I mumble.
"That's shitty. He threw you away. And he's still flaunting around like he's perfect."
"That's just the thing vel. He is..it's not his fault I started that fight. I was just upset he rejected a spot on the team.. I should've known. He prefers solitude. He'd never want to join and be around people constantly."
"He's cocky and rude. I mean- I am too but. No ones perfect, you can't take all the blame."
"I don't know vel, I'm starting to regret it more jow that he's back..I miss him so much."
"Well..it would hurt to try and fix things. it may not go well." She drinks some of her lemon water, "I know we all argue a lot but I still do care. And I don't want you to do something stupid."
"Well, I think I may do it. Just to try."
She nods.
"How about you? Any new or rekindled flings?"
She grins, "maybe I got in with that bitch carmilla carmines daughter."
"Oh? Which one?"
"Odette, I kind of like her though, pissing off carmilla is just a plus."
"You? Falling in love? That's hard to believe."
"Yeah? Well..shut up."
I laugh at her, taking a sip of my own drink.
"Did you inform val we'd be out?" She asks.
"No, did you?"
"Nope-!"
"Well shit, he's gonna be pissed."
We both smile and start laughing.