𝐕𝐨𝐱 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐫, 𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤.
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐧𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞.
𝐇𝐞'𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡.
𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐬, 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐬𝐢𝐩 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤.
"𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐝𝐚𝐲?"
𝐇𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥.
"𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐫."
"𝐫𝐮𝐝𝐞. 𝐈𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝." 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬, 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐚𝐬𝐬.
"𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐡 𝐨𝐤𝐚𝐲."
"𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐱 𝐭𝐯!"
"𝐡𝐞𝐲!"
𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬.
"𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐱 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮."
𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧.
𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐬.
"𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲. 𝐈'𝐦 𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞." 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐬, 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐯𝐨𝐱 𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐞.
"𝐈'𝐦..𝐯𝐨𝐱."
"𝐯𝐨𝐱? 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐈 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭."
"𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰,"
"𝐯𝐨𝐱..𝐯𝐨𝐱..𝐯𝐨𝐱...𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐡! 𝐕𝐨𝐱𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐡! 𝐒𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝?"
𝐇𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐝𝐬.
"𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐬. 𝐈 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬"
𝐇𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐬. "𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫. 𝐌𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲..𝐞𝐮𝐠𝐡. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭. 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐡?"
"𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧??"
𝐕𝐨𝐱 𝐧𝐨𝐝𝐬. "𝐡𝐞𝐲, 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐛𝐢𝐠𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠?"
"𝐮𝐡𝐡𝐡, 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐲?"
"𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐯𝐨𝐱𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐡?"
"𝐦𝐦𝐦. 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨 𝐈?"
"𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨." 𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬.
"𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐥𝐞𝐭'𝐬 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭! 𝐆𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞 '𝐲𝐚 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫!"
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Fuck you (not) (an applemedia fanfic)
FanfictionAlastor and lucifer, both beloved by Charlie, just can't seem to get along, and soon after the extermination Adam, as a sinner, shows up at the hotel. He was obnoxious and stupid but was right about one thing, it was all just sexual tension. Vox ke...
