Fuck you (not) (an applemedia fanfic)

📻radio-demon📻

I sit on my bed, resting my face in my hands.
Knowing I can't hide here forever.

There's a knock on the door, taking me from my thoughts.
"What!!"
"Al- can you open the door!"
"Lucifer go away!" I yell.
"I'm serious! Open the door or I'm breaking it!"
I sigh, walking to the door and opening it.

Shock running through my body.
"Mama.."
"Hi baby.."
I run into her arms, holding her tightly.
"How-when-??"
"I called in a favor with sera. She'll be here until tomorrow night,"
I look at him, and then back at her.
Tears forming in my eyes.
"Thank you.."
"Luci..you were right.."
He chuckles.
"What-?" I look at lucifer.
"That smiles unsettling.."
"I- you guys are teaming up on me and I don't appreciate it."
They both laugh.
I don't even care..my mother is my entire world..
I can't believe he's done this for me..for nothing..

"I believe we have some catching up to do, yeah?" She smiles at me.
"Yes we do."

...

I set down a cup of tea for my mother, sitting in the chair across from her.
"So tell me, Honey how did you wind up down here..?"
"Yeesh..right to that question huh..?"
She sips her tea.
"I am..a former murderer, and a cannibal..I'm well known down here, one of the most powerful overlords in all of hell."
"..murder..?"
"I killed father after he killed you. And then I killed again and again. But whilst burying a body I was mistaken for a deer and a hunter shot me."
Tears form in her eyes.
"I've made a few friends down here. I fit in better than I did in hell. For the most part."
"Like the literal devil."
"Eh- I wouldn't call us friends..more like acquaintances."
"An acquaintance who called the seraphim to bring me here just because you were having a bad day? Honey that's not acquaintances."
...
She's right.
"..I kissed him."
She spits out her tea.
"What! *cough* you can't just- *cough* say something like that!"
"Sorry-.."
"Oh my goodness..I have a gay homocidal maniac for a son-.!"
"Mama!"
"What! You were never into dating and then I die and next thing I know my sons kissing the devil!"
"I never said it went somewhere- I just said I kissed him!" I can feel my face heating up and my atomach turning. "Gah- okay this conversation is over! Switch the subject!"
"Mmm. No. Do you love him?"
...
"I hate you so much but love you in every possible way. It's killing me right now."
"So you don't know?" She questions, sipping her tea.
"No I don't. What's even worse is he's not the only one and I don't know what to do-"
"WHAT-?"
"Mama you're gonna choke- stop that-!"
"Fill me in please-??"
I sigh.
"Basically, an old friend is trying to rekindle our friendship and he say that kiss i shared with lucifer and flipped. He told me he loved me and always has and passed out."
"And-?"
"I didn't know what to say or do. Lucifer handled it and made sure he was alright. But then they were arguing the entire walk down the mountain I could hear it and I was farther ahead because I left first-."
"Okay. And do you like either of them?"
"I hate both of them."
"Oh. Thats.." she clears her throat. "What I mean sweetheart is, do either of them make you feel things, like does your face get hot around them or your stomach flutters."
"What does that have to do with anything.."
"Just answer the question, Al."
"Yes."
She smiles. "Okay great, which one?"
"...both of them."