Fuck you (not) (an applemedia fanfic)

🍎duck boy🍎

"I..didn't need anything particular." Al says.
"You woke me up at 5 in the morning for nothing.." I whine.
"You're the only one here that doesn't have a normal sleep schedule." Vox adds.
"Nu uh. Al is a weirdo that likes to stalk people in their sleep."
"Hey-!"
I nuzzle closer, yawning.
"Tired.."
Als hand goes into my hair, his fingers running through it slowly.
I can't stay awake..
...

...

I wake up to Al carrying me, he and vox talking about something.
I silently listen.
"Yeah well, valentinos always been a pissy weirdo. You just didn't listen to me when I said that."
"To be fair, you're more innocent than a child."
"You'd be surprised. Rosie ruins a little bit of that...each visit." Al says.
"Yea? She tell you about polyamory relationships?"
"Yes. You both fucking suck by the way. She's been calling me an ace in the hole too and I didn't know what it meant until then."
I can't help but laugh a bit.
"..lucifer.."
"Uhh..no." I mumble.
"Mhm..shift if you're going to be awake." He says.
"Uughhh.."
I shift into a snake and wrap around his arm.
"What time is it..?"
"Almost 12pm. What time did you go to bed last night?" Al asks.
"Ermm. 7pm!"
"Wrong."
"Fine. 3am."
"Holy shit- fix your damn sleep schedule..no wonder you're so tired." Vox says.
"Blah blah blah."
Al sighs, setting my in his hair.
"Dear, you're incredibly disoriented most days. May I remind you of what happened during your fight with adam."
"Huh.."

                        -𝐄𝐱𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐝𝐚𝐲-

"𝐨𝐤𝐚𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲! 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐬 𝐝𝐨 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭??" 𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐦 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬
"𝐨𝐡𝐡𝐡𝐡. 𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐬𝐞𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫..𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐲𝐨𝐮."

𝐒𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞.
𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐤𝐲 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐰
"𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠~" 𝐯𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬.
"𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐩..𝐝𝐚𝐝.."
"𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐲- 𝐆𝐀𝐇-"

                                          ...

"Sleep would help that," vox says. "Also that was insanely funny."
"Well..both of you shut up."
"Mmm. Or you could sleep regularly?" Al asks.
I yawn. "Maybe.."
I shift back, sitting on Als shoulders.
"Really?"
"Shapeshifting is tiring.."
he sighs. "Would it make you feel better if someone was with you?"
"You did fall asleep pretty quickly earlier." Vox adds.
"Uhm..how would that work with Vaggie up our ass."
"You do realize I can travel through shadows."
"And I travel through technology."
I look at vox. "What about val and vel?"
"Vel hasn't really been home, I think her relationship with Odette is getting serious. So I'm mostly in my office to avoid Val."
"Oh." I rest my head on Als. "Okay."
"Yeah?" Al asks.
"Mhm."
"Approaching the hotel."
I sigh, shifting back. "Tireddd."
"Shh."
Vox walks down a different sidewalk toward the vVv tower as Al walks up the path to the hotel.
Setting me down beside the door.
I slither toward the kitchen and shift back.
"Where were you slithering around, hmm?"
I turn around to see adam.
"You scared me- jeez-!"
He slurps his drink. "Were you with Al?"
"No."
"Liar~ was I right? I totally was. I fuckin knew it."
"Adam shut the fuck up. You weren't right."
"Oh? Have you not fucked? You were definitely with him. You are a terrible liar. I'm fuckin awesome."
"Aren't you supposed to be doing a redemption activity?" I question.
"Vaggie kicked me out because I was getting on her nerves."
I sigh. "Well you're getting on mine. Get out."
"Uhhhh. No. Will you make me some pancakes?"
"What-? No. The fuck-??"
"Come on I'm hungry." He whines.
"So what. That's not my problem."
"Uhm. You stole both my wives. The least you can do is make me some pancakes."
"Actually I made peace convincing Charlie and Vaggie to give you a chance here. You're welcome. Now out."
He groans, leaving the kitchen.
"Imbecile.."