Fuck you (not) (an applemedia fanfic)

📻radio demon📻

Lu happily walks into Ozzies, looking around for him.
Oz sitting at a table with a small guy in rainbow pants and a long sleeved pink shirt.
"Ozmo!"
Ozzie perks up and looks at Lucifer, "luci!" He gets up, giving Lucifer a hug. "How ya been, big man?"
"I'm doing good! What about you? You haven't texted me in like a month!"
"Ah yeah, sorry I got really busy, I did see on the news that you're seeing vox AND the radio demon!"
"Yeah! And I saw that you're dating that business partner of yours? You hypocrite!"
"Hey don't judge me! You're sleeping with TWO men!"
"Uh- actually-" lucifer starts.
The clown dude joins us, "Oz? Who's this?"
"Babe, this is Lucifer! I've known him since hell started!"
"Oh! Hi, I'm fizzarolli!"
"It's nice to meet you, Al, this is asmodeus, osmo this is Alastor,"
"Pleasure to be meeting you, quite a pleasure!" I say, giving him a slight bow.
"Nice to meet you too!"

"You take care of the hotel files correct?" Ozzie asks me.
"That's correct,"
"I have some maid prototypes for Charlie done, she told me you're in charge of funding and such,"
"Oh?"
"You mind if I steal him for a moment Luci?"

"No it's okay," Lucifer smiles.
He just wants me to get to know ozzie.
He seems alright so far.
Lucifer and fizzarolli begin talking, and fizzarolli takes him to the booth he and ozzie were previously in.
Ozzie guiding me back to his office.
"So, she said you guys were in needed of something that cleans, but leaves the bugs alone? Something about a Niffty girl. I don't quite remember."
"Ah, yes. Niffty is one of my souls, she takes care of bugs but she can't keep up with everything on her own. She mentioned she'd be speaking to someone who works in engineering and robotics."
"Mhm!"
"Though I must say, I don't think I'd expect the prince of lust to be into engineering,"
"I get it a lot, I started learning it for Fizzy, his arms and legs are robotic, fire incident."
"Oh? Well that's sweet of you."
He pulls out some blueprints, handing them to me.
I look them over, "these are incredible,"
"Thank you, they'd be about 10 thousand hell bucks a bot though. Considering the coding and such. Which is outrageous I know. I get quite a few of my parts from Voxtech and those prices are higher."
"I'd imagine. I'm not very interested in technology though."
"That's a shame, it's become an incredible source."
"Eh, it's just not my thing, as you know, the radio demon."
He chuckles.
"Well you can keep those prints, and have charlie let me know when and if we're going to start working on the models." He explains.
"Will do,"