Fuck you (not) (an applemedia fanfic)

📺tv man📺

Lucifers still out of it, so while Niffty and Rosalina are distracting Al, I'm taking care of this very..unique..cake.
Charlie and rosie are setting up decorations in the lobby, and people are starting to arrive.
"My head hurts." Lucifer mumbles from his spot at the island.
"Hm. I wonder why."
I spread the cream cheese on each slice of lemon cake.
"I hope I did this right."
"It smells good, I didn't even know you could cook."
"I can, I used to cook a lot when I was alive before I moved away from home and started working."
"Really?"
"Mhm. I don't anymore obviously..but it was a necessary thing to help cook in my house, growing up in a big family."
"You don't ever talk about your life when you were alive."
"Well you never ask. I grew up in a good environment I just sucked on my own."
"So..you didn't have bad parents or anything..?"
"No, my parents were happy and I was the middle child to 7 kids."
"Jeez.."
Lucifer takes a piece of lemon cake, taking a little bite.
"Yum.."
"Yeah?"
"Mhm, try."
I take a bite from his piece. "It's good."
"Why couldn't you get you're own piece."
"Because yours was better."
He gives me a look, I think he's just tired.

"Hey guys, everything good in here?" Vaggie questions.
"Yep, just finished up, you guys got everything set up?"
"Charlies just hanging the banner, yup."
"Alright good, I told niffty 5pm sharp."
"Well everyones here except the seraphim, emily, and Mrs. Hartfelt." Vaggie explains.
Lucifer sets down his slice of lemon cake.
"Hey so about that, Lutes coming too."
We look at him in silence.
"Why is she coming." Vaggie mutters.
"For adam. She'll only be here for a couple hours, and sera set some rules."
"Alright, take this to the snack table." I hand her the platter with the lemon cake on it and she steps out. "You ready?"
"Mhm.."
"How many of these people do I actually have to socialize with?"
"..atleast ozzie and fizz...and Als mom.."
"Okay. Good. I can do that."
I walk closer to him, leaning down closer.
He gives me a little smile but he looks like he's still recovering from the hangover.
I give him a soft kiss.
"I love you."
"I love you too.." he mumbles. "I'm sorry I snuck off yesterday.."
"It's alright. All that matters is you're safe."

                                           ...

Its 4:55, sera and them just arrived and everyone decided they're going to yell surprise when he walks in.
So we're either going to get attacked or put the deer boy in a coma.
I'm sure of it.

"Alright I finished the playlist!" Lucifer sets down his phone and looks up at me.
"That's good,"

"Alright everyone! I see them walking up the hill!" Charlie yells.
Everyone scrambles into place as charlie flicks off the lights.

Silence filled by rosalina telling Al a story.
"Why on earth is it so damn dark in here."
He flicks on the light.
"Surprise!!"
"Gah-!! Die you immoral being!!" His tentacle smacks straight into husker.
"Fuckin- I didn't even say anything!" Husk yells.
"Oh. What is going on here." He looks around.
"Happy birthday Al!" Charlie runs up giving him a hug.
"Who on gods green earth told you it was my birthday."
"Dad did."
He looks at lucifer, and lucifer looks at me.
"Hey! Theres snacks over there everyone!"
The party begins, people socializing.
As lucifer and I walk up to Al.

"You two do understand I'm already dead, yes?"
"Yeah but Vox made lemon cake with cream cheese and we put together a good playlist, and you're moms here!"
"And everyone ive come into contact with in the last year it seems."
"Oh come on, you love big events like this it's a landmine for gossip," I add.

Lucifer gasps. "I love this song! Dance with me!"
He yanks Al off to dance and I walk over the where the speakers are, leaning against one.
"Why aren't you dancing with them?"
I look over at Mrs. Hartfelt who's walking toward me.
"I don't dance."
"Oh please! Anyone can dance!"
"Thank you but no, I have two left feet."
She giggles a bit.
"Hows that project coming along?"
"Which one?"
"The head? What hair color did you end up going with?"
"Oh. I went with black, like you recommended. I still have some coding to do but I've been working with asmodeus. He's seriously the best engineer in hell."
"Oh? Is he here?"
"Yeah, the really tall one with the blue fur, thats him, most call him ozzie, the the little guy next to him wearing every color in the rainbow, thats his boyfriend."
"How sweet, so is just everyone in hell gay? That girl there with the large pigtails was all over a girl just a moment ago."
I chuckle. "Not everyone is. Though it seems like it doesn't it?"
She laughs.