Fuck you (not) (an applemedia fanfic)

📻radio demon📻

I sit with my head rested in lucifer lap, vox laying on my chest.
"You guys."
I look down at vox. "Hm?"
"Do we plan on keeping rosalina?"
"That's a great question." Lucifer says.
"Well do you want to?" I ask.
"duh." They both say.
"Well then theres your answer."
"Wait but do you?" Vox asks.
"...honey I'm gonna need you to rethink that question.."
"...yeah okay."
Lucifers hands go into my hair.

"What are you making for dinner?" Lucifer asks.
"Jumbalaya, don't worry I'll make you some with sugar."
"Yay!"
I smile, his hand petting my ears.
"So what are we doing this sunday? Everyone just kept telling me they were busy."
"Oh! You know we could totally just stay home."
"Stay..home.?"
"Yeah!"
"We never stay home on sundays."
"Exactly. Lets enjoy it." Vox adds.
Vox and Lucifer look at eachother all funny.
What have they planned?
"Hm. Alright. If you say so."
Vox lays his head back down.
They're both being weirdos.

...

I set down lucifers plate, taking a seat beside him as I set down my own.
"Enjoy my dear."
He smiles, everyone making their way to the table as they eat.
"So, what's everyone doing this weekend?"
It gets quiet.
"Bingo!" Charlie blurts out.
"...bingo.."
"Yeah! Me and vaggie are playing..bingo.."
"Okay.."
I take a bite, the silence continuing.
Okay seriously..what's going on.
"How's your food dear?"
"Yummy!" Lucifer answers, "can I have coffee?"
"Nope."
"Awh. But waters so gross.."
"Thats because you havent drank water since heaven. You'll get used to it."
"Ughhh."

"You know waters said to be power enhancing?" Vox adds.
"Yeah, it's supposed to be good to help you reach full potential."
He looks at me and then vox, and then at his water. "You're bluffing."
"Nope. Look it up." Vox says.
He pulls out his phone and goes to the search bar, looking up the fact.
"There's no way!"
"It's true."
He puts his phone away and takes a bite of his food. "It's still gross."
We both sigh.

"Has anyone seen adam?" Vaggie questions.
"Uh- you know I actually haven't."
Everyone shakes their heads, looking around.
"No wonder it's so peaceful." She mumbles.
"Shouldn't someone go check on him?"
"I got it!" Lucifer gets up, quickly rushing out.
"You know he's just doing it to get out of eating." Vox points out.
"He can try all he wants, it's not working."
I set down my fork and take mine and his bowl to the counter, setting them aside for later.
Vox walking up behind me to do the same with his.
We walk out of the room, heading to adams suite where I assume he's gone first.