Fuck you (not) (an applemedia fanfic)

📻Radio-demon📻

"Good morning!"
I walk into the kitchen, sitting beside Lucifer.
"Morning."
He leans against me, seemingly tired.
"Are you okay hun?"
"Mhm."
My mother takes a seat in front of us, sipping some coffee.
"Good morning, mother."
"Good morning baby, how'd you both sleep?"
"Ehhh. I don't sleep to much regardless though."
"Luci honey, is everything alright?"
"I'm okay." He yawns.
She looks at him and then me.
"He's just not..not a sleeper but once he gets sleep hes not an awake person."
"Makes enough sense, where's uh- vex?"
"Vox. he's upstairs dealing with something related to his tech company."
"So we've got old as time, stuck in the past, and works in the future."
"Basically..and ouch."
"She's not wrong." Lucifer mumbles, cuddling closer. "You ARE stuck in 1932."
"Okay seriously, you guys aren't supposed to take eachothers side."
"I'll take your side for a kiss."
I look down at him. "Thats all?"
He nods slightly, and I take his chin, leaning in and giving him a kiss.
"Pleasure doing business with you." He yawns, holding me close.
"Well I'm not doing that." My mother says.
I chuckle a bit.
"Whens the meeting?"
"Like 1pm I think."
"Do we have to go.."
"Yess, you'll be fine." I hug him, rubbing his back.
"Tired."
Vox storms in, walking past us to the coffee machine.
"You okay-?"
"No. I have to fucking go. Val took a bat to my entire setup and I lost a bunch of files. Now my teams panicking and shit."
"Shit..why would he do that.?"
"I don't know. Probably because I chose you guys over him." His phone starts ringing and he answers it, anger growing on his face. "Fucking hell! No! I'll be there in a minute. I've gotta go."
He rushes out.
"That's not good.." my mom says.
"Not at all.."
"So..hows the redemption thing going?"
"Charlie takes care of that mostly but we've had a successful soul be redeemed, and more souls have joined us looking for redemption,"
"That's good, right?"
"Charlie believes so. I don't care for redemption, I just do what I can to help her, it works, I just dont want it."
"Why would you want to stay in hell?" She asks.
"I don't care to change. I am completely satisfied with the monster I am."
"You're not a monster Al."
"Oh you don't even know the half of it, I am a monster."
"You're not. You just had it rough." Lucifer cuts in. "It was bound to happen. You're fathers probably down here somewhere too."
"My father is entirely a monster."
"That doesn't make you one."

I rest my head on Lucifers, holding him close.
"You should give me an address."
"You're not killing your father!"
"Al!" My mother yells.
"Okay! Okay! It's not like I haven't killed him before."
"Excuse me? Don't you talk back to me!"
"sorry!"

Jesus I'm a grown adult still getting lectured by my mother..

"What time is it?" Licifer asks.
"Uhh, 9:46am"
"Time is so slow.."
"I know hun."
I kiss his head.
He's waiting for it to be 10am so he can get his coffee, but his schedules shifted a bit so he's up earlier than usual, which is good, vox and I are trying to help him not rely on coffee in the morning.
He's doing better, it's gonna take some time to break a habit though.
"It's just a bit earlier.." he mumbles.
"Nope, 10am no earlier."
He yawns.
"You'll survive, sit up before you fall back asleep."
He whines a bit but sits up, looking at his plate.
"What time is it now?"
"Hun..eat your pancakes and finish waking up.."
He sighs.
I rub his back as he takes his fork and eats.