Fuck you (not) (an applemedia fanfic)

📻radio-demon📻

I walk out of my office, heading to the lobby as I see Lucifer and vox walking in together, both laughing.
The fuck did I miss?
I slip into the shadows and watch them interact with eachother, before vox heads out of the hotel and Lucifer walks to the bar.
I get closer to listen in.
"Hey, sire. The usual?"
"Uhh, no, can you get me some, uhh. Rose champagne."
"Champagne? How'd you go from dark liquor to the light shit?"
"Celebrating this." He pulls out a contract and hands it to husk.
"Angels soul? You have it now??"
"Yep! I was going to snap Valentinos neck too but vox walked in."
"Yeah? That why he walked you home?"
"Mmm." Lucifer looks around, "hi Al. Anyways-"
"How the fuck-" I cover my mouth, revealing myself.
"I can sense your presence."
I sigh, sitting down beside him.
"Anywaays. Vox and I talked and we're getting along better."
"Why would you needa get along better with that prick?" Husk asks.
"Nothing important, husker."
"Mhm." Husk mutters. "Vaggies walkin in."
Lucifer slides down a stool, turning on his phone.
Something up with Vaggie now too? I can't fucking keep up.
"I'm heading to my suite for the night."
I get up and head to my suite.

...

Walking down the steps I head out the hotel.
Avoiding Vaggie who's been stalking me and Lucifer both.
Sucks for her nothings happeningin the hotel, we're just being nice to eachother.
I walk out and stop by a plant, the little white snake slithering up my sleeve and wrapping around my ear.
"Goodmorning, sire."
"G'morning.."
Right now we're heading to the mountain, where we'll be meeting Vox.
"What did you want so early.." he yawns.
"You'll see," I look behind me. "You think she'd follow us out there?"
"I dunno..tired.."
And this is the same man that could kill me with his pinky.
He's adorable though.
"Well it's a long walk if you wanna take a nap, sire."
"No."
He yawns again, looking back.
"We're far enough, no sign of her."
He shifts back, sitting on my shoulders.
"Other people are going to see us."
"Well anyone who tries to snap a pic of you ends up with a burning phone, so, I'm not worried."
He rests his arms on my head, his head rested on them.
Yawning once more before I hear his breathing become slow and deep.
Totally didn't want to nap.
I get that he has been through a lot, it's understandable, and hes not much of a sleeper.
Doesn't at all take care of himself no matter how hard he tries to hide it.
He only eats in his room unless he makes pancakes and if he's eating with everyone else it's slow bites and he very clearly struggles to swallow.
I sound like a stalker and that, is because I am!

"Alrighty," I use my tentacle to pull him down and set him in the grass beside the tree.
Vox will probably be late, he's always late.
Should've told him 6:30 so he'd be on time at 7:00 when we got here.
I sigh and sit against the tree.
"Al.."
"What's up..?"
"How do you smile so much" he mumbles, scooting closer and resting his head in my lap.
"I just can,"
"You avoid talking about it.."
"I do not-"
He looks up a me.
"Hey guys,"
Oh thank satan-.
Vox sits down, looking at Lucifer.
"You look exhausted."
"I'm not usually up at 6:30 in the morning."
"I woke you up at 5." I add.
"And I went back to sleep. Sue me."

Vox looks at me. "What'd you need to tall about?"