Fuck you (not) (an applemedia fanfic)

📻radio-demon📻

"Why the hell would I drop you."
He puts a hand on my shoulder, bringing the other wrist to his mouth.
As soon as he bites down I can smell the golden blood.
"You still have angel blood-??"
"Yeah-? Stop asking stupid questions and drink."
He offers his wrist to me, and I take it.
My senses overload with the sensation.
Groaning as my hands go to up to his waist.
"Okay-..A-Al-."
I let go of his wrist, looking into his eyes.
My gaze flickering from his lips and back to his eyes.
Vox behind him, disappointed.
"You both are driving me fucking crazy.."
Lucifer looks back at vox, the both of them looking at each other for a moment.
"I'm not sharing." Vox says.
"L. Bozo. I'm the one in his lap."
Oh great..
I have some serious apologizing to do to charlie..
I see her stress now.
"Both of you shut the fuck up."
Lucifer looks at me.
"I am not sure what I want."
He smiles, resting an arm on my shoulder, the other on my cheek and gently kissing my other cheek. "Take your time."
He climbs out of my lap, fixing his suit.
"You might need more later, I will check on you, okay?"
I nod.
He slips out of my office and Vox stands in his same spot, not speaking.
"..what did you mean by sharing."
Vox sighs. "Ask rosie..I have to go before velvette gets back. Vals been..suckish."
"Oh-?"
He takes his leave.
Rude..

Wait is that rude-? I mean I'm stringing along both of them..UNINTENTIONALLY..I didn't think I'd even feel such a thing for anyone other than my mother.
I blame rosie.
Speaking of which, I'd love to actually visit her.
Last time she was to busy with her emporium.

...

"Al!!" Rosie hugs me. "How ya been!"
"Rosiee! Hey, you busy?"
"Uh oh- I know that tone..I can have the assistant manager watch the place and we can go get lunch?"
"Sounds great.."
She nods and walks off to the assistant manager.
She hired her after the extermination to help keep the girl busy since she's newly a resident of the hotel, wanting redemption.
I don't know much about her, I just know she's an addict who's down here alone, her families up in heaven and she wants to be up there with them.
"Okay! Let's go, deer!"
We head out the door.
"So, talk?" She says.
"Uh. So you missed..quite a bit."
She gasps. "Dramaaa~ spill it!"
"Basically, I managed to have the king interested in me, and also vox is back- and he's also interested."
She snorts. "He's always been. He's made that aware to you now, does he think he's going to lose you to Luci?"
"Uh- I guess?? I mean- he did witness me kiss the king-?"
"Woah! Woah! Woah! You kissed someone and didn't immediately tell me!"
"I'm sorry- I've been busy!"
"Clearly" she winks.
"Shut up. Now the issue is they're both interested- and then Lucifer also..gave me some of his blood..for the wound."
"Oh! My goodness!!! My good sir you're in all the tea this week!"
"Not the time-! Just a teeny question.."
She looks at me as we make our way down the sidewalk.
"The looked at eachother all weird and then vox stated he wasn't sharing- Lucifer was then childish and called him a..L bozo..? Translate please."
She laughs a bit. "Lucifer saying L, is short for loser, nowadays kids will go thats w, as in thats a win, or winner, and L is a lose, or loser. He was basically saying vox is a bozo and a loser. Regarding the sharing thing..let's get seating first..that ones a doozy.."
"Hm. Shortening a word. Suits him."
She laughs a bit as we walk into a restaurant.
"Table for two please!"
We get seated order drinks.
"Alright." She takes her hat off, setting it down. "Sharing you. Vox said he wasn't sharing you."
"Wha- how would that work..couples is two."
"Unless you're poly."
"what-now??"
"Polyamory, basically it means being in a consensual relationship with more than one person. As long as all parties are okay with it."
"Uh-"
"But of course you aren't interested in sex, which is why you're an ace in the hole" she shrugs.
"THATS WHAT THAT MEANS???"
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