Fuck you (not) (an applemedia fanfic)

📺Tv-man📺

I turn, nuzzling into a pillow.
..where'd Lucifer go.
"Lucifer..?"
"Hm?"
I sit up and look at the sofa chair, where he's eating a grape popsicle.
He's also wearing a duck onesie.
Which is extremely adorable.
"My new phrase is going to end up being, and this is our king. I swear."
"What'd I do.."
"You're eating a popsicle dressed as a duck."
He looks down at himself. "So.."
...
He's so adorable..

"Oh! Vel called you, she said she couldn't make it to the meeting tomorrow, but she wanted to get lunch and to have you text her."
I climb out of bed, fixing my suit. I can't believe I passed out in this thing. "You answered my phone-?"
"Well after 7 calls you should be lucky I answered it instead of walking it over to the balcony and launching it.."
I chuckle. "Alright. Eat your popsicle, ducky."
He smiles as I walk past him toward the door.
"I'm gonna go see if Als back, do you want anything?"
"Nope, All good!"
"Alright,"
He continues to eat his popsicle as I step out, shutting the door behind me.
"Vox! Can I speak to you?"
"Huh-? Uh sure."
Vaggie stands in front of me.
"Is Al actually doing better? I just don't think he's trust worthy."
"He's better, and you need to quit being a creep and stalking him. He is still learning how to have a non toxic relationship with someone."
"Well he's a master manipulator!"
"Vaggie. I knew him way before any of you. If he was playing around with feelings I'd know."
"I just don't want charlie hurt."
"And she won't be. Trust him. Or atleast take a breath. You're becoming obsessive."
She glares at me.
"It wasn't a good look on me, it isn't a good look on you, focus on charlie and the sinners who need redemption, theyre who need you."

I walk away, heading down the stairs.
I can hear charlies high pitched voice from here, Als gotta be with her.
As I make my way to the lobby I see Al and charlie standing side by side as sinners celebrate.
I assume their meeting was a success.
"Al!"
His ears shift as he turns to look at me.
"How was the meeting?"
"The sinners learned how to work together using their strong suits, so quite successful, I'm sure they'll be redeemed in no time with these attitudes."
"Yeah? That's great, Lucifers up for the meeting tomorrow, but vel canceled so you won't have anything entertaining to look forward too."
"Do I still have to attend."
"You're the reason Lucifer and I are going. So..yeah."
"Damn."
"It won't be so bad, besides I'm sure someone else there will be a good replacement for drama."
"Vel starts singing mid meeting just to piss off carmilla."
"Okay, well, I'm pretty sure she's toning it down for odette anyways."
He sighs. "Where is Lucifer anyways."
"Hes upstairs eating a popsicle."
"Ah, well I'd rather be up there. Let's go?"
I nod and we head back up to the suite, lucifer still sitting in his chair.
"Is that a duck onesie."
"Yes." I answer.
"And this is the being those on earth are scared of."

"Guys! Guess what!"
"Hm?"
We walk closer to Lucifer.
"Sera is bringing down mrs. Hartfelt tonight! And she's staying all weekend!"
"What?"
"My mothers visiting??"
"Yep!, panic, she'll be here at 8!"
"You're demonic!" Al says.
"Well..duh..I am the DEVIL..from the BIBLE..so.."
"Yeah you're still incredibly adorable though." I add.
"Nu uh."
"Yes huh,"
"Stop!"
"Nope."
He glares at me, although it just makes him cuter.
Who would've thought, the literal devil, was not only the height of an average female, but also walks around in duck pjs in his spare time.
Hes so cute..