"Lucifer have you-" I walk into the kitchen, the short man quickly turning from where he stood at the coffee machine. "Why on earth are you brewing coffee after dinner."
"I have to work.."
"I thought we were on the same page. One cup a day between 10am and 2pm. That was it."
"Okay but..being in bed for the time I was in bed I fell behind in some paperwork."
I sigh.
"Pour me some."
"Wha- no!" He says.
"Absolutely not. We both drink it or we both don't. Pick one."
He looks at the coffee and then reaches up into the cupboard, pulling out my mug and pouring me some coffee.
"Thank you." I take the mug and take a sip.
He grabs his mug aswell taking a drink of it.
At this point he drinks it because he puts so much sugar into it hes drinking pure sugar.
Rosalina runs into the room, giving lucifer a hug.
"G'night Lulu!"
"Goodnight, sweetie."
She lets go, stopping in front of me, "hug?"
I give her a light smile, "go for it."
She smiles as she jumps into my arms.
"G'night Al!"
"Night, little rose."
She lets go, running back out to the lobby, presumably where vox is.
I think he's gotten attached to her.
She's definitely attached to all of us.
Which is fine.
I'm just not sure were going to keep her.
We haven't really talked about it.
"I love that little soft spot you have for children."
I look over at Lucifer. "I don't have a soft spot?!"
"Yes you do."
"Preposterous!"
"Use all the big fancy words you want, you have a soft spot." He teases.
"I'll take that mug from you."
"No!" He whines, lifting it up as if he's not 5'2.
"If anything you'd wanna put it lower dear. I'm practically 2 feet taller than you."
He glares at me, taking a sip of his coffee.
"Does this mean you're going to be with me all night in my office?"
"Well I have nothing to do, so probably. Although vox may feel a bit left out if neither of us go to bed."
"I think he told rosalina he'd watch a movie with her."
"Eugh."
"Right.." he sets his coffee down. "What do you know about property percentage?"
"I take care of all things money here. Charlie does not have the attention span to read and do math at the same time like I do."
"She did start failing math the moment they added word problems. But that's all I'm doing tonight, I have propertys all over hell that sinners are renting out."
"Oh? I could definitely help with that."
"Great!"
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Fuck you (not) (an applemedia fanfic)
FanfictionAlastor and lucifer, both beloved by Charlie, just can't seem to get along, and soon after the extermination Adam, as a sinner, shows up at the hotel. He was obnoxious and stupid but was right about one thing, it was all just sexual tension. Vox ke...
