I set a few of the ducks on a shelf, each facing me in a row.
I've gotta hand it to him, the designs are cute.
But the amount is excessive.
"I'm not sure these are enough shelves."
Al hands me a few more ducks. "So I'll spawn more, keep going."
"The wall of duck."
Lu sits on the bed, his head resting on his knees as he watches us.
"Do we have to move them.."
"They'll be more organized, it might help to have a cleared space." Al responds.
"Cleared space leaves a cleared mind." I set a few more down. "What's your favorite one?"
"Uhm. My backflipping fire spitting one."
"Uhhhhh. Find it?"
He gets up, looking around for the duck.
"How'd you even make this many.." Al asks.
"I dunno."
He pulls a duck out. "Found it!"
"Let me see."
I take it from him and take it to the bed, placing it on the nightstand.
"There you go, your favorite stays here, and the rest stay on this wall here. And then when and if, you make more we can make a place on the wall for them."
"I prefer the piles." He mumbles.
"Well you might feel better once you're more used to it, trust us, cleared space is a cleared mind."
"But this is how I've done thing for the past 8 years."
"Yeah isn't that when you signed the contract allowing exterminations amongst hell?" Al asks.
"Hmph."
He sits back down on the bed, staring at his new wall of ducks.A knock on the door stops everyone, Lucifer getting and heading towards the door.
He cracks it open. "What's up?"
"Hey. Charlie needs you downstairs."
"Oh? What for-?"
"I don't know. She needs Al too but he's vanished." Vaggie says. "Ironically."
"Uh- okay I'll be down in a moment."
He closes the door and looks at us."She really is onto you guys. That's hilarious."
"Shut up." They say in sync.
"Question, why don't we just come clean? She's not the type to tell anyone, and Vaggie is very certain about you two, and hasn't told a soul."
"Yeah but you also gotta think about the other residents."
"Angel dust is a natural gossip." Al points out.
"Yeah but he's trustworthy. We're close." Lucifer sits back down on the bed.
"Husker wouldn't risk his life to run that mouth of his. And Niffty is..well Niffty."
"Who does that leave?"
...
"Adam."
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Fuck you (not) (an applemedia fanfic)
FanfictionAlastor and lucifer, both beloved by Charlie, just can't seem to get along, and soon after the extermination Adam, as a sinner, shows up at the hotel. He was obnoxious and stupid but was right about one thing, it was all just sexual tension. Vox ke...