Fuck you (not) (an applemedia fanfic)

🍎duck boy🍎

I lay in bed, vox and Al are already up, off doing their work.
I don't feel like moving.
Or doing anything at all.
I don't even feel like laying here.
I don't want to feel at all.
I don't know why.
Or how it began.
I'm just feeling down.

I scroll through sinstagram, stopping on a post by fizzarolli.
Its a selfie of him and Osmo.
Seems like an old one cuz fizz doesn't wear his clown stuff anymore.
The caption; happy anniversary my love
I didn't even know it was their anniversary.
Does that make me a shitty friend?
I should know osmos anniversary...he knew lilith and I's..and he knows charlies birthday.
And despite what the beginning of hell means for me, he makes me celebrate that too.
He used to bring me food when I was stuck in my castle...he'd bring something to eat and we'd catch up..since he was so busy and I was so...unhappy.
Everythings so different now..
But in a good way.
So why do I feel so bad right now.
And why right before something so important.
I can't mess up Als first birthday party since he died over silly feelings.
I scroll through a few posts, some of charlie and her friends, until finally..one of adam.
This motherfucker..
He's in the gluttony ring, at beelzebubs!
He's not supposed to be partying it part of his rehab here.
I foreward the post to charlie and vaggie to let them know.
Fucking imbecile really.

...
I sit up and look at the time.
It's already 2pm.
I skipped breakfast and lunch and no ones come to pester me about it.
I look down at the phone, staring at the picture of adam.
Hm.

                                         ...

Is this incredibly stupid?
Yes.
Am I walking into beelzebubs mansion as we speak?
Yeah..
She's so good at letting loose...I need that..
We haven't talked much in the past decade.
"Oh. My. Fucking. God. Lucifer fucking Morningstar is that you baby??" Bee walks up to me, giving me a hug. "How are you! I hear you're divorced and like totally gay now? Good for you!"
"Hey bee..how've you been?"
"Ugh! So great! You gotta meet my boyfriend vex, I'm like totally in love with this man. My bad I'm so high right nowww! The energy babyyy!!"
I chuckle. "I'm glad.."
"Come on! Vex is in the main room, you've got to meet him!"
She takes me into the main room where a tall, grey, hell-hound stands with a few others.
"Baby! This is Lucifer, luci hun this is my boyfriend vex!"
"Nice to meet you," vex reaches out to shake my hand, and I take it.
"You too,"
"What's the devil doing at a gluttony party?" He questions.
"Needed a break..bee throws the best parties in hell."
"And you're always welcome, baby! Woo! I'm gonna take a lap!" Bee flies up.
"Want a drink? Anything you name it?"
"Uhhh, the strongest shit you have."
"Oh? Besides beelzejuice right?"
"No thats perfect. I want that."
He looks at me a bit concerned.

I'm the fucking devil...I can handle bees nectar shit.