Fuck you (not) (an applemedia fanfic)

📻radio-demon📻

I slip through the shadows into Lucifers suite, I'm INCREDIBLY late.
Rosie had me help her in the storage room of her emporium and I hadn't a clue what time it was.
Two hours late..

Once I'm in the suite, I look at the bed.
The two of them cuddled up, asleep.
They're..so great at being mad at eachother.

I climb into the bed, laying down beside them.
"You're late." Lucifer mumbles, turning toward me.
"I was helping rosie."
He cuddles closer to me, yawning.
"Vox showed me a giraffe."
"Yeah?"
"Mhm.."
before I know it he's asleep.
How adorable.

...

I walk down to the kitchen, sitting across from Vox and Lucifer.
"Show mee!!" Lucifer begs.
"I'm starting to regret giving this one energy."
"I wanna know what it looks like!"
"Where's your phone-?" Vox asks.
"I dunno. Now show me!"
Vox sighs, his screen switching to a picture of a penguin.
"Awhhh!!!! Look at it!!"
Voxs screen switches back as he takes a sip of his coffee. "You're pesky."
"Nu uh."

Charlie walks in, looking at the three of us.
"Char-char! What do you think about us getting a penguin?" Lucifer asks, "oh yeah- and good morning!"
"Uh- morning..why do you want a penguin..?"
"They're adorable!"
He's one to talk about being adorable.
Vaggie walks in, looking at the scene, confused.
"So we've added one of the vees now."
"Have some manners, vaggie, he's a guest."
She scoffs and goes to the coffee pot.
Such an attitude on this one.
Its like I'm sneaking around with her father in law! Oh wait.
I am :).

I look over at Lucifer and Vox.
"What the heck are you doing..?"
"Mooses." He points at Voxs screen.
"Thats not grammatically correct, a herd of moose. Multiple moose."
"But moose is the single one. That makes no sense."
"Thats english for you." Vox adds.
"Fatigant..." he mumbles.
"Since when did you speak french-?"
He shrugs. "I speak greek too."
"Enpresyonan."
"Creole?"
I nod.
Vox just looks at us both.
"Don't look at me like that."
"I've known you over a decade and you've never once mentioned knowing creole."
"Yeah you also didn't know my father was my first victim. I'll remain a mystery."
Lucifer spits out his coffee. "You killed your father??"
..
"Maybe!"
Charlie sits down beside her father. "Who killed who?"
"Al killed his dad." Vox says.
"Oh-! Thats-...!"
"Wait who else did you kill?" Lucifer asks.
"Oh, just a bunch of strangers in the wrong place at the wrong time. He was just what snapped what little sanity I had left!"
"Seriously that smiles unsettling.."
"Oh well,"
"I'm glad to see you guys getting along.."Charlie says.
Poor innocent charlie.
"I am headed out, rosie and I still have to finish her storage room."
"Oh, okay." She answers.
"Good day,"
I get up and walk out of the hotel, heading to rosies emporium.