Taylor Swift sat on the edge of the hospital bed, cradling the small, squirming bundle in her arms. She was only thirteen, but in that moment, she felt far older. The nurses had asked her repeatedly if she had a name picked out, and now, looking at the baby's soft, angelic face, she whispered, "Natalie Alexis. Nat for short."
From then on, it was her and Nat against the world. Taylor worked tirelessly through her teenage years, balancing school and songwriting while raising a child. By the time she broke into the music scene, Nat was five and her biggest fan, often toddling into the studio with her coloring books while Taylor recorded her debut album.
Fast forward to Nat's high school years. Taylor, now in her late 20s and a global superstar, was the talk of the school — not because of her fame, but because every boy in Natalie's grade wanted to know one thing: What's it like to have Taylor Swift as a mom?
It wasn't just harmless curiosity. Guys like Luke and Chris suddenly started befriending Natalie, pretending to care about her interests. Nat wasn't dumb. She saw through their thinly veiled attempts to get closer to her mom.
"Luke," Nat snapped one day after lunch, her voice dripping with annoyance, "No, you can't come over after school. You will never come over especially just to watch my mom."
"But I thought your mom—" Luke stammered.
"She's busy. Always. And if you think you're going to hit on her, you're delusional."
Nat wasn't just protective; she was fiercely loyal. Sure, her mom was stunning and single, but Taylor had moved on from high school crushes a long time ago. In fact, she was about to marry someone who made her heart feel fuller than it ever had: Kansas City Chiefs star Travis Kelce.
The wedding was a grand affair, blending Taylor's love of fairy tales with Travis's down-to-earth charm. Nat, standing at her mom's side as the maid of honor, gave her new stepdad a small smile when he officially joined their family.
"I've never had a dad before," Nat had whispered to Travis during the reception. "But you're the best one I could've asked for."
From then on, Nat always called him "Dad," and the two shared an unbreakable bond.
Years passed. Taylor and Travis were now 35 and raising three more daughters of their own—triplets named Blair, Salem, and Willow. Natalie, now in her early 20s, had inherited her mom's love of music and was starting to carve out her own career.
When Taylor announced her Eras Tour, it felt only natural for Natalie to open for her. On the first night of the tour, Taylor sat backstage with Travis and the triplets, watching as Nat prepared for her big moment.
"What's her opening song again?" Travis asked.
Taylor smirked. "Oh, you'll see."
When Nat stepped on stage, the crowd erupted in cheers. She grinned and picked up her guitar, strumming the opening chords to a familiar tune: "Stacey's Mom."
But the lyrics weren't quite what people expected.
Nat's Performance
[Verse 1]
Luke, no, you can't come over after school (After school)
We will never hang around by the pool (Hang by the pool)
How'd you know my mom ever went on a business trip (Business trip)
She will never give you the slip (Give you the slip)
You know, you're still the same little boy you used to be
You'll never grow up now, Luke, can't you see?
[Chorus]
Yeah, my mom has got it going on
Where do you think I get it from?
Chris, can't you see? You'll never get through me
I know it might be wrong, but no, Chris, you cannot have my mom
[Refrain]
Yeah, my mom has got it goin' on
Yeah, my mom has got it goin' on
[Verse 2]
Chris, why are you telling everyone you mowed my lawn (Mowed my lawn)
My mom would never come out with just a towel on (Towel on)
Chris, my mom is married (Married)
And why are you telling lies, saying you slept with my mom (My mom)
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But my dad didn't walk out, he'll be home at 8
[Chorus]
Yeah, my mom has got it going on
Where do you think I get it all from?
Chris, can't you see? You'll never get through me
I know it might be wrong, but no, Chris, you cannot have my mom
[Outro]
My mom, ah-oh-ah-oh (No, you can't have—)
My mom, ah-oh-ah-oh (Wait a minute)
Chris, can't you see? You'll never get through me
I know it might be wrong, but no, Chris, you cannot have my mom
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Backstage, Travis nearly choked on his water. "Did she just—"
"She did," Taylor said, laughing so hard she was crying.
The crowd went wild. Nat leaned into the microphone with a cheeky grin. "This one's for all the Lukes and Chrises out there who thought they had a chance."
In the audience, a few guys from Nat's high school buried their faces in their hands. They'd never live this down.
By the end of the night, Nat was trending on every platform. Fans loved her witty twist on the classic song, and Taylor couldn't have been prouder.
"That's my girl," she said, wrapping Nat in a hug after the show.
"And that's my dad," Nat said, pointing to Travis. "Sorry, Chris and Luke, but he's got it goin' on too."
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