Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better

Rugby Girls

"What's the team you played for in New York?" Jillian asks after practice, we're back at my apartment. Rikki and CC are hanging out on the couches.

"Violets?" CC wonders

"That was university." Jamie says. "Our rugby club was Liberties? Bee?"

"Yeah, Liberties." I agree. "Why?"

"They're coming for Ruck Wars." Ashley says looking at the schedule. "They a strong team?" Jamie and I laugh.

"What?" Jillian wonders.

"Best rugby players in the state of New York." Jamie admits.

"So why in the blue fuck were you two playing?" Jillian smirks, Jamie and I flip her off. The boys laugh at us.

"Oh shit!" Jamie says looking at her watch. "Gotta work."

"Aw, me to. I'll drive you." Jillian says.

"Bye whore!" Jamie yells before walking out the door.

"Bye slut!" Ashley and I yell and the boys laugh.

"Bye Ash. Bye Jojo." Jillian smiles and I scowl.

"Never living that down." I mutter and she smiles.

Rikki pulls me into his lap and kisses my hair. CC and Ashley sit down beside each other kinda awkwardly. I intertwine my fingers with Rikki's and his arms wrap tighter around my waist.

"I love you." He whispers in my ear.

I put my head back in his shoulder so I can see him.

"I love you more." I smile and he kisses the side of my mouth.

Rikki looks over to Ashley and CC.

"So are you two together yet?" Rikki smiles and Ashley turns red.

"Are you?" I ask my twin.

"Are we?" CC asks Ashley.

"I don't know. You wanna be?" She wonders.

"Well yeah." CC admits.

"Then I guess you are." I smile.

"You wanna go to the bar?" Rikki wonders.

"Ash, do you even drink?" I wonder and she shrugs.

"I can drink!" Ashley insists and we laugh.

"The question is, can you drink enough to keep up with us?" CC wonders with a smile.

"Bee, you don't drink do you?" She wonders and the boys laugh, I smirk.

"You don't know our Bee very well, do you?" CC laughs.

"So bar?" Rikki asks again.

"Yeah." CC says.

"Yeah." I agree.

"Okay, I'll play." Ashley smiles.

I get off Rikki's lap and go over to my bag. I pull out my my wallet and I grab a fifty, I jam it into my jean pocket. I hold my wallet in my hand for a minute, debating on taking it. Rikki puts his head into my neck.

"What's wrong, baby?" He says quietly.

"I should be okay just taking cash, right?" I wonder.

"What if you get carded?" Rikki asks.

"I'm twenty three." I say and he laughs. "I'm scared of leaving my wallet somewhere."

"I won't let you forget it." He assures me.

"Okay." I say as I put the fifty back in my wallet.

We walk down the strip and I shutter, it's April and I'm still freezing my ass off. Rikki (who was holding onto his jacket) puts the jacket on my shoulders. I slide my arms into the sleeves, somethings I think he carries jackets around just in case I get cold. I put my wallet into his jacket pocket and grab his hand.

We walk into a bar and feel the warm, sticky air. I'm not cold anymore. We run into a security guard. He looks at all four of us.

"IDs?" He asks and I hear Rikki laugh.

"Happy I got you to bring your wallet now?" He says in my ear.

We grab a table and I take off Rikki's jacket, I put it on the chair behind me. The boys go to get drinks. When they come back, Rikki hands me a whiskey straight and smiles.

"I remembered, baby girl." He smiles and kisses my forehead.

We drink for a while and it's one of those let the good times roll kinda thing. After a couple hours and seemly endless Jack Daniels, Ashley and I go to get more drinks. We stand at the bar and order more Jack.

"Sexy legs, baby girl. What time do they open?" A voice that isn't Rikki's asks.

"Honey, you can't even afford the cover charge." I scoff.

"What about your friend?" Another asks. "Wanna party with a real man?"

Rikki

"Sexy legs, baby girl. What time do they open?" An asshole asks my baby girl.

Baby girl does have sexy legs, they only open for me. I want more than anything to level the asshole that even looks at her. I stand up to get a better look at the ass that I'm gonna murder.

"Honey, you can't even afford the cover charge." My baby tells him.

"Wanna party with a real man?" Someone asks Ashley.

CC stands up beside me, looking around for his victim as well.

"Gonna need bail money as well?" I smile and he nods.

"Starting to look that way." CC says.

"Let's get this over with." I say, rolling up my sleeves.

We start to wade through the insane large group of people before getting about six feet away from our girls. I watch as the guy that has been talking with Bianca tries to grab her ass. Bianca grabs his wrist, twisting his arm behind his back and holding his hand between his shoulder blades. You can see where his shoulder is going to dislocate.

"Listen to me you stupid son of a bitch. Come near me again, you'll be lucky if I only dislocate your shoulder." Bianca hisses and I smile.

"Ow, ow, ow! Crazy Bitch!" The guy cries.

"I'm not a crazy bitch, I'm a rugby player. Learn the fucking difference!!" Bianca yells and I try not to laugh.

Bee looks about ready to gut him like a fish, considering her hand is patting her hip, looking for her knife. I grab her shoulders and she looks back at me. Her blue eyes that are once filled with with anger, light up with excitement. She lets go of asshole's arm and smiles.

"Those legs only open for me, right baby?" I ask and she smiles.

"You got it right, honey." Bianca smiles.

"I love you so much." I tell her and I kiss her forehead.

"I love you to, babe." Bee smiles before we look over at CC and Ashley.

Ashley holds up a broken beer bottle to this guy's neck. CC's eyes have grown in size, watching his sweet as pie girlfriend turn all crazed warrior goddess.

"I will cut your dick off and glue it to your forehead so you're some dick-a-corn!" Ashley yells and we laugh.

"Jesus! Am I ever happy she just hit me in the head with the beer bottle!" CC laughs along with us.