Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better

The Talk Show

Rikki

"Hey the girls are on TV!" Bret yells.

The girls are halfway through the tour of Europe and we're halfway through our tour. We had decided to bring James along as a roadie which works out well because he's pretty freakin' awesome.

I miss Bianca like crazy, I'm not gonna lie. She's my whole wide world and I didn't notice it until now. Watching her live her dream in TV is amazing but I miss everything about her. I call her everyday if not twice a day, I hear her voice but it's not the same as hearing it when she's right in front of me.

It's about three am and our agent is gonna kill us. He's not too keen on us staying up all hours of the night to watch the games and the talk shows but they're our girls and we want to do this.

We all sit around the tv in the hotel room. I think the girls are in Wales right now but this talk show is prerecord. All thirty girls are sitting in bleacher looking things so you can see all of them. Jilly, Jamie, Bee, and Ashley are sitting in the middle of the bleachers.

The interviewer talks about the team and shit like that. I can see Jamie and Bianca carrying on their own conversation. Every once in a while Ashley or Jilly with elbow them bringing them back to reality. The interview decides that she wants them to play a game where you have to talk about the person to your left. Jilly has to talk about Jamie, Jamie has to talk about Bee, and Bee has to talk about Ashley. This should be fucking hilarious.

"Okay so tell us a bit about yourself." The interviewer says when she gets to Jill.

"I'm Jillian Powers and I'm from Sacramento, California. I'm a flanker." Jill says then turns to Jamie. "This is Jamie. She is probably the nicest New Yorker I know, that includes her fiancé, Bianca, and Bianca's family. No offence Bee, but your family is horrible." Jilly laughs. "Jamie is sweet and kind and caring and yeah." Jilly hands her the microphone.

"Oh so now it's my turn." Jamie laugh. "I'm Jamie Bates, I'm from Albany, New York, and I'm a lock. This pretty little blonde beside me is Bianca and I've known her since grade school. She's probably the most charismatic person I've ever met, she's got this sparkling personality and everyone seems to love her. Aside from me when I first met and and aside from Jill when she first met her. She's the reason I have my fiancé and I'm sorry Jilly, she's my best friend." Jamie finishes by sticking her tongue out at my girlfriend and then hands the microphone to Bianca.

"Oh thank you, Jam." Bee laughs. "Okay so I'm Bianca Johannesson, I'm from Brooklyn, New York and I play lock. To my left is Ashley and what could I tell you about her?" Bianca smirks. "She's banging my twin brother and I know he's watching this."

"I'm gonna kill her." CC grumbles and we laugh.

"She could've used your name." Bret reminds him and and he nods.

"That's true." He admits.

Bianca continues to talk about Ashley and the interview goes off in a different way but is still directed around our girls.

"So Jillian, you didn't like Bianca when you met?" The interviewer asks and Jilly nods.

"Hated her actually." Jill says.

"Why?" She wonders and Jill smiles.

"This radiant personality that we love Bianca for makes her come off cocky. Like she's the end all be all of everything and god's gift to the world." Jill smiles at my girl and Bee lights up.

"I never said I was god's gift to the world." Bianca cuts in and Jamie laughs.

"You called your abs the proof of god's existence this morning." Jamie cuts in and Bianca laughs.

"I forgot you were there." She laughs.

"Anyways, Bee is as good as she says she is but I didn't know it at the time." Jilly explains. "Therefore I didn't like this cocky broad from Long Island."

"Brooklyn." Bee cuts in again and Jill laughs.

"My apologies." She laughs.

"And Jamie, you didn't like Bianca when you first met her either?" The interviewer wonders.

"Uh no." Jamie laughs. "Bianca was the 'me' of our high school. She was the best athlete in our grade and that was me at my old school. Oh! And she loves the god forsaken Yankees." Jamie laughs again. After having to lock with her, she's not that bad. Just a little in your face sometimes."

"Ashley? What did you think of Bianca upon meeting her?" The interviewer asks.

"I loved her." Ash smiles.

"Bullshit." Jilly laughs. "You loved her brother."

"I didn't know that was her brother at the time. He was just one of the blonds that she was talking to." Ashley laughs. "We got along fine."

"My last question is Bianca do you agree with what everyone says about you?" The interviewer asks.

"Yeah. I mean I'm cocky, I'm in your face, I have an attitude problem, I have this huge personality, and I have abs that prove the existence of the almighty. I'm not going to change who I am to accommodate to everyone else on this planet. I'm not built that way." Bianca smiles.

The talk show ends and the game starts but that thing that Bianca said that sticks in my head. Bianca has never tried to change who she is, she's her own person. She has this mentality about her that if you don't like her than you can go fuck yourself. Bianca doesn't care what people think about her. It's a hell of a way to look at life.