Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better

CC's Date

"I'm scared." Ashley admits as we walk up the stairs, she about to have her date with CC.

Me to, honey.

"Don't worry, he warships the ground you walk on." I assure her as we walk in the apartment.

The boys and Jamie are sitting in the apartment. I kiss Rikki's cheek as I walk past and Bret looks hurt.

"Where's mine, baby?" Bret wonders as I sit beside Bobby. Rikki slugs Bret.

"Don't even think about it Michaels." Rikki warns and we laugh.

Bobby wraps his arm around me and I feel Rikki glaring at him. Bobby starts to laugh. I put my feet on Rikki's knee, trying to calm him down. He puts his hand across my feet and runs his hands across the tops of them.

"Bobby, my baby is in the way but if she wasn't I'd kill you." Rikki says and Bobby cowers behind me.

"Ash, I was thinking we could go down to the pier and then a little restaurant." CC asks my friend and she nods.

"Yeah, sounds good to me. You ready?" Ashley wonders and he nods.

They walk out the door and Rikki looks over to me.

"Wanna go across the street and get pizza with me?" He wonders and I nod.

I get up, exposing Bobby and Rikki slugs him. I grab his arm and pull him away from his friend so he doesn't kill him, even though everyone is laughing at it.

We walk across the street to our favourite pizza joint, Rikki orders before leaning against the wall. He pulls me against him so I'm facing him, his hands go into my back pockets and mine go on his shoulders. Rikki kisses my forehead.

"You really jealous of Bobby and Bret?" I wonder and his hands go deeper into my pockets.

"I'm jealous of anyone who looks at you like I do." He admits.

"Rikki, baby, they're just doing it to screw with you." I say as he pulls me further into him.

"I know, baby." Rikki kisses my cheeks. "I love you." He brushes his lips on mine.

"I love you to." I mumble into the kiss.

We kiss sloppily and end up banging teeth. Rikki laughs and kisses my nose. I grab the pizzas and we walk back across the street, Rikki keeps his hand in my pocket and kisses my neck.

We walk back into the apartment to see Bret standing on our coffee table....wearing one of my bras. He stands in my bra and his boxers as Jamie pins a dress around him, Bobby is laughing his ass off from he couch.

"Why is it always the bras I like?" Rikki wonders aloud and I smile.

"I'll make it up to you, baby." I smile and his eyes grow while he smirks.

"I'll hold you to that." He smirks and kisses my cheek.

"So what the hell are you doing?" I question and Bobby looks back at me.

"We're going to spy on your brother, we need to not look like ourselves." Bobby explains.

"How do girls do this?" Bret complains and we laugh.

We all send Bert and Bobby into the restaurant and Rikki, Jamie, and I sit in the window watching them. We have Bret dressed like a woman and Bobby wearing some old clothes of my dad's. They sit at the table beside CC and Ashley.

We watch Ashley and CC be all awkward and cute. They're holding hands on the table and smiling at laughing at each other. When Rikki and I go out, we usually get a booth so we can sit really close. We end up kissing at lot and getting in trouble for (nearly) getting it on right there in the seat. There's a couple restaurants we're not allowed to go to anymore...

CC looks over and his eyes grow when he sees us. We drop before he can get Ashley.

CC

An older couple sits down beside us. The woman is, I'm not trying to be rude but I've seen prettier dogs. The guy looks oddly familiar.

I grab Ashley's hand and I feel her foot runs between my knee and ankle. She smirks at me. So much for a good girl, Ashley has turned into a bit of a closet bad girl and its hotter than hell. Her foot goes past my knee and keeps going, and going, and going.  I smirk and her before my eyes wander to the window.

My twin, Jamie, and Rikki are standing in the goddamn window, Rikki waves. I go to get Ashley and they drop.

"Whats wrong, rocker?" She wonders and I shake my head.

"Nothing, just seeing things." I mutter, maybe I was seeing things.

We talk and eat for about an hour. I keep half glancing out the window, I don't see them again. Maybe I'm losing my mind. I still think the couple beside us look kinda familiar. I think I'm having withdrawal from Jack.

That's about the time the man beside us starts choking.

"Jesus, Bobby! You alright?" Bret's voice asks from the woman's body. Ashley looks over.

"Bret?" She wonders and his dark eyes grow.

"No." He says lamely.

"Bobby?" I wonder and the man looks over.

"Hey!" He waves.

"Is my fucking twin, her boyfriend, and friend out there?" I wonder and Bret nods. "Damn, you make an ugly woman!" I call and they laugh.

I'm not sure if I have the best friends or the worst. I think I have the best.