Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better

Anything Bee Can Do

Rikki

We all sit in the living room of my house ready to watch the girls last rugby game before their mission trip. This whole being a rock star this has its perks, a big house, nice cars and bikes, and Bee is moved in with me. Life couldn't be better.

The game like every other game is fast and furious. Bianca is put on eight-man for most of the game aside from line outs. Bee said it was because she's slightly taller than Jamie and her arms are longer so she can reach for the ball easier.

Off the scrum Bianca gets the ball and runs with it. She almost makes it to the try line but pops it to the nine, then the ten, the twelve, the thirteen, and by the time it gets to the eleven Team USA is in the try zone.

During half time Bobby goes to get more beer so I'm left with CC and Bret.

"So you and Bee are twins right?" Bret asks and CC slams his hand to his face.

"Yes, we're twins." He sighs.

"So by that logic you should be able to do anything that Bee can." The singer states.

"You know, I don't think that's ho--" I get cut off by my girlfriend's older brother.

"I can do anything Bianca can do. In fact, I can do it better." He states and I laugh.

"Your hubris is amusing." I state and he looks at me.

"Is Bianca teaching you words now?" CC wonders and I shrug. "What the hell does that even mean?"

"Excessive pride." I say and he nods.

"Yeah, I mean have you met my twin and I? For Christ's Sake, the broad says her abs prove the existence of God." He reminds me.

When Bobby returns we're still having this conversation and it continues on through the game.

"Rockett, Bee plays guitar and I play it better. Bee plays hockey and I do it better. Bee has blonde hair and the Brooklyn accent, trust me I do it a lot better." CC tells me and I roll my eyes.

"That's funny CC, you think you're a better hockey player than Bianca." Bret says while trying to stuff his face with popcorn, drink beer, and watch the game simultaneously.

"I could think of a lot of things Bee can do that you can't, CC." Bobby says and CC shifts.

"Can you now?" He wonders.

"Well for starters you can't bleed for seven days straight without dying. You can't go into the girls bathroom, although in that get up you might be able to. You can't get knocked up with Rockett's kid." I half smile and CC hits me in the back of my head.

"Don't even think about it, Rockett." He warns through his teeth.

"Pretty sexy when you're angry." Bret jokes while watching the game.

We all watch as Bianca completely smashes this girl from the Switzerland team and they show replays. I smile. That's my baby girl. Bobby smiles and points to the TV.

"I'm guaranteeing that you can't do that." Bobby laughs and CC crosses his arms like a stubborn kid.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever." CC mumbles as we watch the game. "But Bianca can't piss standing up!" He states proudly and we laugh.