Free Falling

Chapter 23: Destroyed City... Again.

I was so freaking mad!

Ling was such an asshole!!!! I was gonna rip his head off!! An explosion sounded.

Right after I save Ed's sorry ass. I looked at my outfit. But, first I have to go get Winry so I can have my clothes back. Ugh! Sometimes, I hated being a freaking girl!

"I found you sweet thing!" Oh boy... I turned around and Ling was grinning like a mad man.

"Scram." I growled turning again to walk away. He grabbed my hand.

"Come on. Just one date." I spun around and yanked my hand from his grip. I was gonna kick him but..  well you get the picture.

"No. Now if you don't leave, I'm gonna bite off your head!" I yelled. I turned again but he stopped me. AGAIN.

This time, I turned and punched him in the neck. Not the face. Not the chest. Not the shoulder. The neck.  He gasped and stumbled backward; holding his neck.

"I said no. Touch me again, that pain will be permanent." I threatened. Ling sighed and clapped his hands. Oh great. Fu came out. Son of a bitch. I wanted to totally kill him now! 

I think that stone changed me forever...

Oh damn well. Fu ran at me with a sword. I clapped my hands and touched the ground. A giant rock in the shape of a fist came out and punched Fu back into a wall. 

"I said leave me the hell alone you perverted idiot!" I yelled at him taking a small step forward. His face was filled with shock. Shock and fear. I then turned and stomped down the road to the cliff I had run off too when Ed was an asshole.

I carefully sat down and looked out to the view. How I hated dresses! They're just a burden to deal with! I'm a tomboy! Not a freaking giggly girly girl! I. Hate. My. Life! 

In my world, I was a dammed nobody that didn't know what live was, no friends or real family and I wanted to get away! Now, in this world, I have friends, people stare at me like I'm worth a million bucks, I want to stay, I'm in love with Edward Elric and he loves me!

I gasped. Did I really admit that to myself? Unlike the other times, I was beating around the bush. More explosions sounded. Lan Fan was getting her ass kicked.

"You're a girl!?" I heard. Time to go see Ed. I clapped my hands and created stairs to the roof. I sighed. I hate dresses. Have I mentioned it before? If I had, oh well. I'm getting my point across. I reached the top and saw Ed with Lan Fan's mask. Cracked in two. One part in each hand. Lan Fan had a bruise forming on her cheek but other then that, she seemed fine.

"Hey Ed." I said walking next to him. He looked over at me and his haw dropped.

"What the hell are you doing here!?" He yelled. 

"I wouldn't miss out on you kicking her ass, now would I?" I asked crossing my arms.

"Is this your girlfriend?" Lan Fan asked confused. I glared bullets at her and clapped my hands. Ed did the same. 

"Thinking what I'm thinking?" He asked.

"No. Probably not." I answered. I touched the ground and spikes formed in front of Lan Fan. Ed touched the ground and a cage surrounded the ninja girl. 

"Why would you try to kill her!?" Ed yelled.

"I didn't. I thought you would make a cage, but she would have her weapon." I pointed to the ground. "Her weapon is here. She dropped it in the rush to not get spiked to death." I explained picking up the sword. Damn. I loved sharp things. "Can I keep this?" I asked Lan Fan.

"No!" She roared.

"It was a question. No need to yell."

"Says the one that yells at me all the time!" Ed yelled from behind. I sighed.

"And what are you gonna do about it chibi?" I asked. Now that he knew what it meant, he fumed.

"Don't blow a gasket Elric. I'm just saying youre small. So am I. Nothing wrong with it."

"You're still taller then I am!" He yelled.

"By like, what? An inch? Half an inch? Probably not even. Now, would you calm the hell down!?" I yelled the last part. He sighed and rubbed the back of his head.

"Sorry." He grumbled. 

"What was that?" I asked pointing the sword at his face. It filled with fear and he sweat dropped.

"I'm sorry okay! Don't kill me!" He cried; ready to lift his automail arm up to block if necessary. I lowered the sword. "Damn, you're like our Teacher! Trying to kill us!"

"I wouldn't kill Al unless he did something incredibly stupid. You on the other had,do stupid things all the time."

"Hey!" Ed yelled I raised the sword a bit. He flinched and growled under his breath. 

"That, my blond friend, is how you shut someone up." I swung the sword to lean on my shoulder. Sharp blade to the sky. "Speaking of Al, where is he?"

"Taking care of the older ninja. He disappeared at one point then came back."

"Because he was with Ling, who followed me to ask me out on a date again. I punched him in the neck and punch the old ninja into the wall with a rock fist I made from alchemy."

"You did what to his royal highness!?" Lan Fan yelled shaking the bars of the cage. Was she stupid? Yes. Yes she was. She served Ling. That's stupidity.

"I said I punched him in the neck sweetheart. Suck it up. He's not your baby to care for." Lan Fan growled. I smirked. Ed grabbed my arm and dragged me to the edge of the building. Smoke was flying. Rumble was a blanket on the streets. 

What seemed like a thousand plus people were on the ground below. Ed deadpanned and sweat dropped at the same time. I set the tip of the sword on the ground and placed my elbow on the butt of the handle. 

"Well, Ed, it looks like you got some fans there." I teased. 

I watched the crowd growl and snarl. Man. I felt like the zombie apocalypse had started. And I was the crazy chick with a sword. Sweet.