Elsa OP

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So, no one has dared or asked questions lately, and I got an idea from Wolfy's book to do this one. Please give me a dare or question! I'll make sure they answer it!

Me: HEY ELSA!!

*crickets*

Me: Reijī baka joō... (Lazy idiot queen)

Lilac: *pops out of nowhere* Tsk tsk.. Chijoku... (Shame)

Me: GAH! Lilac, can you go get Elsa? I got a dare for her.

Lilac: Hai!

~~A few minutes with a bit of yelping~~

Elsa: Ugh... what?

Me: I have a dare... *smiles weirdly* And Wolfy is here to help me...

@WolfySnowflake: MMPHHH!! *tied up*

Elsa: 0.0 What's in it for me?

Me: Well, I have your diary about your crush..

Elsa: NO! PLEASE DON'T!

Me: Oooooo.. Here is an intresting entry.. "I can not get over how cute he is. I wonder if-"

Elsa: I'LL DO IT!

Me: Hicc- Oh? Good...

Wolfy: She likes Hiccup?! *hopes of Jelsa crushed*

Heeheehee... plot twist!

Elsa: What do I have to do??

Me: *smirk* Knock out Jack.. and Hicc-

Elsa: OK OK OK! But... then what.

Me: *really weird grin... like a maniac* Be a vampire and suck their blood.

Elsa: Oh. That is ea- WAIT WHAT.

Me: Drink this vial... it will make you a vampire for a week. Wolfy volenteered to do it...

Wolfy: MMMMPPPPHHHH! *shaking her head*

Me: DRINK IT NOW!

Elsa: *gulp* Mmm... tastes like chocolate.

Me: heheheheehhee...

Wolfy: *sigh* *muffled* baka.

Me: HM?! *looks at Wolfy*

Wolfy: *muffled* NUFING!

Me: Good...

~~The Next Day~~

Jack: *reads note*

"Bet you can't beat me at a snowball fight! Meet me at the North Mountain!

~Elsa

Jack: HA! *goes up to the N. Mts.* Elsa?

Elsa: *jumps out of a tree and knocks him out* Loser. MWAHAHAHAHA!

Jack: *groans* Ugh... What happened? Where is my beloved?

Elsa: I see you are awake... >:D*shows fangs*

OK OK OK TOO GRAPHIC THIS IS FOR LITTLE KIDS ELSA PLEASE HURRY UP!

Hiccup: *reads note*

"Hiccup, I found Jack but he is unconscious and I can't carry him... HELP, Senpai!

~Your Admirer

Hiccup: JACK! *runs up* What have you gotten yourself into this time?

Jack: *hypnotized* *gets up* *knocks out Hiccup*

~~After Hiccup wakes up~~

Elsa: *in tears* I'm sorry, Senpai...

I GET IT TOO GRAPHIC LETS JUST SKIP.

~~One Week Later~~

Jack: *wakes up in his bed* Ugh... I don't feel good... Wait... Didn't... no. I must have had the worst crash...

Hiccup: AUGH!! *flailing* VAMPIRE! CAN'T! BLOOD! JACK!

Elsa: Hm??? (Ok, once she drank the vial, she had no memory of what she did as a vampire, got it?!)

Hiccup: EVIL! BLOOD-SUCKER! DIE!! *attempts to punch Elsa*

Everyone besides me: *trying to restrain Hiccup*

Me: *shows claws* Hiccup. Stop, or be banished from this boo- *sees who is he is attacking* Oh... Hiccup, stop. She didn't know what she was doing...

Anna: Hey, Lilac, tell me what happened in NORWEGIAN!! 

Lilac: *deep breath* Vel, KCat trist at ingen ville spørre eller tør noe, så hun gikk litt gal og tvunget Wolfy å lage en vampyr hetteglass- (Well... KCat was sad that no one would ask or dare anything, so she went a bit insane and forced Wolfy to make a vampire vial-)

Anna: Wait. What!? KCat!!

KCat: I... *sigh*

Lilac: Og så Elsa ble en vampyr for en uke. Hun hadde ingen kontroll over seg selv, det er som om hun sov i en uke . Hun angrep Jack deretter Hiccup... And now... (And then Elsa became a vampire for a week. She had no control over herself, it's like she was sleeping for a week. She attacked Jack then Hiccup.)

Anna: That's it. Hiccup. You. Are. So. Dead.

Hiccup: What did I do? You heard her, (he has a voice google translate...) KCat made Elsa drink the vial, hurt her!

Me: *eye twitch* (Gosh this got dark fast...) Well, NO ONE has been commenting... right?? Riiiiiight?? And I am stressing under my grades, and, and... I'm going to my bed... *goes to my room* *eating my cupcakes and drinking hot cocoa*

Wolfy: [Insert Dialogue]

Me: I WANNA GO TO THE ASYLUM!! I NEED TO GO!!




































To be continued...

I have been stressing on a lot of stuff recently, and having no commenters means no writing, and writing is currently my escape from the world. SAVE MEEEEE

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