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Me: *dragging myself into the castle* IT'S SO HOT! CAN SOMEONE TURN UP THE AC

Elsa: Yes?

Me: *hugs Elsa* I'm currently sleeping but my mind has gone to my imagination so can you please keep me cool?

Elsa: What?

Me: IT'S HOT IN THE REAL WORLD AND I'M SWEATY AND I DON'T WANT TO BE SWEATY

Elsa: How is it hot?

Me: I LIVE IN FLIPPING CALIFORNIA YOU WANNA ASK ME WHY?

Elsa: ... *quietly puts her arms around me*

Me: *dying IRL*

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Dear lords someone please help it's so hot! And ask or dare something. You know what? I'll do my own!

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Me: *appears in front of Batman* BATMAN...

Nightwing: *hears Batman* *pops up*

Batman: Yes...?

Me: I dare you...

Nightwing: *dramatic gasp*

Me: TO SMILE!

Nightwing: *faints*

Robin: *kicks Nightwing* Stop being overdramatic. 

Nightwing: You're no fun, Robin.

Batman: No.

Me: PLEASE!

Batman: No, KCat.

Me: PLEASE WITH A ROBIN ON TOP

Batman: No. And put Damian down.

Me: But... What if you're Bruce Wayne? That could-

Batman: *smacks my head*

Me: OW! You-

Nightwing: Keep this kid-friendly, please. For one chapter.

Me: >.> Only I can break fourth walls.

Angel: Oh, hey guys!

Nightwing: Aw, Feline. (Remember, that's part of my hero name. The one they know.) Man up and share.

Angel: Oh okay I didn't realize never mind I'll see you later bye don't die please *leaves*

Me: Why is she always appearing and leaving? Anyway... SMILE BATSY

Batman: *smirk*

Me: Gods dammit you- MMPH

Robin: ASK OR DARE DON'T FORGET TO VOTE AND- AUGH! Did you just bite me?

Me: *grins* Don't forget to vote and share!

Robin: YOU BIT ME!

Red Hood: Woo! Go, Feline!

Red Robin: Anyone has coffee?

Nightwing: *to Batman* Remind me why you took them in again?

Batman: I was bored.

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