Merida the Fashion Police

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Nightstar888:
Part 1. I dare Merida to act like a girly girl for 24 hours.

Part 2. I dare Hiccup to act like he hates everything.

Part 3. I dare Anna to slap Elsa (hardish) every time she makes eye contact.

Part 4. I dare Jack and Else to act like they hate each other.

Part 5. I dare Rapunzel to make what seems like a really good meal, but its really horrible. Also I dare everyone to have a food fight!

These are all secret dares. (meaning only the ones who were dared know about them)
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Me: Oh my cupcakes! This will be great! MERIDA!!

Merida: Yes, lass?

Me: Well... You sorta hafta... be a girly girl?

Merida: WHAT?! Now, LASS! THINK ABOUT MY REPU-

Me: IT'S A DARE!

Merida: ... Fine.

~~Monday~~

Hiccup: Seen Merida?

Jack: Nope.

Elsa: Let's wait for her.

~~One hour later...~~

Merida: Hello, my little lasses!

Picture this. Merida in a pink dress and has her hair straightened and in a pony tail, tied with a pink ribbon.

Hiccup: O-O

Jack: >...< *holding in laughter* I CAN'T! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!

Merida: I hate you, Nightstar... Oh my, cream puffs! I'll get my new dress dirty!

Anna: Hey guys, wassup? *sees Merida* ●-● What. Is. Life.

Merida: Oh my, your oufit is awful! *drags Anna in her room*

Anna: What the- KRISTOFF!!

Kristoff: *magically appears*

Me: Ok. Don't freak out.

Eugene: Someone say freak out? AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH *running around screaming*

Punzie: -__-' *holds out frying pan*

Eugene: *hits it* *knocked out*

Punzie: Hm! I guess this gold frying pan is really worth it!

Me: How. Much. Was. That.

Punzie: $200,000?

Me: WHAT?! WHO'S TAB DID YOU PUT THAT ON?!

Punzie: Relax, I put it on Corona's.

Merida: *pops out* Your new and IMPROVED-

Anna: HEY!

Merida: -Anna!

Anna: *comes out* -__- Wearing a green poofy green ballgown

Merida: PUUUUUUURRRRRFFEEEECCCTT!

Hiccup: What's gotten into Mer?

Me: IDK.

Hiccup: AUUGHH! She's speaking in the language again!

Merida: Oh my, take off all that armour, deary, it looks heavy!

Hiccup: Do we have a doctor?

Me: Nope.

~~One hour later~~

Me: -__- *in a cat suit*

Hiccup: *armour off, in a Toothless costume*

Jack: *wearing shoes*

Elsa: *ran away*

Punzie: *on the roof*

Me: This is too far... I guess we can sleep in out PJ's. No fashion emergency about that, right?

Merida: Oh no, lass! Your PJ's must match your hair color!

Me: Nightstar... I'm starting to regret this. WOLFY! T-T

Wolfy: What? I'm writing an upda- *sees Merida* Um... Is Mer ok?

Merida: OH! Lass, you din't tell meh you would 'ave a sleepover! *drags Wolfy to the dressing room*

Wolfy: What. Wait! KCAAAAT!!

Me: Ok, everyone, RUN!

Everyone: *running*

Wolfy: Wearing poofy black dress w/snowflakes on it  KCAAAATTTT

Me: Gotta run!

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To be continued... Part 2...

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