Pitch?!

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yinying_jelsafan: I dare Jelsa to make a fake Pitch and the fake Pitch "kills" everyone but you and you have no idea what is going on... I altered the dare a bit...

Wolfy: *sneaks into my room and looks at my computer* What is this? *reads dare* OMIMOONS HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!

Wolfy: I wonder how Jack is going to feel... Hey, Jack, Elsa?

Jelsa: Yes?

Wolfy: *shows them the dare*

Jack: ARE YOU SERIOUS, YIN-

Jewlery: *slaps Jack* MY NAME IS JEWLERY!!

Jelsa, Wolfy: O.o

Wolfy: Anyway... This is Jewelry, the one who dared you guys.

Jack: ... I can't create dark ice!

Elsa: *shuffles feet* Nor can I...

Twilight Sparkle: I can make the "Pitch" if you want.

Jack: *girly scream* *jumps into Wolfy's arms* IT'S THE PONY!!

Twilight: ... -____- Really?

Wolfy: 0////0 Jackass... *drops Jack*

Jack: OWWW!!

Twilight: ANYway... *creates fake Pitch (the B**** LOL Jk I will not cuss.) the Evil cookie!* (My cuss words are baking products. Shut up) There. I'm off. Pinkie decided to hide my books around Ponyville.

Jack: I NEVER jumped into your arms, ok Wolfy? I did that in front of my crushes! I hope Wolfy or Elsa doesn't mind!

Wolfy: What the Moon?!

Elsa: Awww... So cute! I ship it! (Thx Elsa! I regret nothing, Wolfy)

Jewlery: *cough* Anyway, Pitch?

Pitch: Hm?

Jewlery: Stop smiling. No! Don't grin! Frown. No, not pout. DON'T SMILE!

Wolfy: Here, let me.

Jewlery: *grumble*

Wolfy: STOP SMILING AND DON'T YOU DARE GRIN! SMIRK! NO, NOT LAUGH! SMIRK OR I WILL SLAP YOU!!

Everyone: O.o *backs away*

Pitch: O.O ok... *smirk*

Wolfy: YESS!

Jewlery: Ok, you have to do this...

~~30 Minutes Later~~

Wolfy: *running* KCat! KCat!

Me: ?! Wolfy? What are you doing in the Kat Kingdom?

Wolfy: *pant* Pitch... back... Jack... too strong...

Pitch: I FOUND YOU! *shoots "nightmare sand" at Wolfy*

Wolfy: *grabs my hand* RUUUUN!!

Wolfy and I: *running for our lives*

~~After 15 minutes of running~~

Me: *pant* Did we lose him?

Wolfy: *pokes me* KCat... look.

Me: *looks up* ⊙_⊙ Oh my... (>_<) Nuuuuuuu JAAAACKKK!! ELSA!ヽ('Д')ノ *runs away from the "bodies"*

Wolfy: *whispers* Good job guys!

Jelsa: ^+^

~~After catching up to me~~

Me: WOLLFFFFFFYYY! o(>﹏<)o

Wolfy: ?? *looks* o_O Anna? Kristoff? SVEN?! NUUUUUU T_T

Me: ヽ('Д')ノ NOOOOO!! *runs away*

Wolfy: Good job, guys.

Kristanna and Sven: (^_-)

~~Knocking me down~~

Me: OWW!

Wolfy: Sor- Punzie? Flynn? PASCAL?!

Me: =0= No. No. No. No. *turns around* Merida? Hiccup?! (>_<) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK

Wolfy: *pats my shoulder* It's ok, KCa- *gets grabbed by Pitch*

Jewlery: Hello? Anyone here? *sees me* KCat?

Me: WOOOOLLLFFFFFFFYYYYY T_T

Jewlery: He's coming! Run for your l- *gets grabbed by Pitch* WHAT IN THE NAME OF MIM? *looks at Wolfy* This isn't supposed to happen!

Wolfy: ... He became TOO evil...

Jewlery: -_-#

Me: YOU DON'T TAKE MY FRIEEENNDDDSSS! *jumps up* HIIIIIIIIIYYYYYAAAAAAAA! *punches Pitch*

Wolfy and Jewlery: O.o

Me: *continous punching*

~~One hour later~~

Everyone: *restraining me from landing another punch*

Me: LET GO OF ME GU- Guys?

Everyone except Wolfy and Jewlery: Carp.

Everyone else: ヽ('Д')ノ AAAAUUGGGHHHH!!

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Jack: That's MY line!

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