the rant book

fun fact

i live in wisconsin.

“o yea? lmao u must eat a lot of dairy ohogoogohohogoogihooOooOo”.

o yea n i live on a diet of cheese and miller lite.

my family and i also hunt for our food or else we don't eat for the winter.

we all live in igloos.

i am surrounded by fucking cows. i ride a cow to school everyday.

it snows. every. day. i'm up to my ass in snowflake mounds and i need the green bay packers to carry me the fuck out.

it rains fucking bratwurst.

brb guys. gotta go out into the harsh elements milk my cow. # pls pray that my tractor doesn't break down.