the rant book

rip

my hair stylist just got braces and was talking to me about how bogus it was she had to pay five grand for them when she wanted to fix one tooth that was moving behind her teeth i guess. she said she didn't care about where it was she just wished it wasn't so long???????? idk how to describe a long tooth but????

she was complaining about how braces suck and she keeps cutting her mouth and how it's obnoxious and she wanted them to be taken off and i guess they couldn't be or else it'd hurt her teeth

i told her she could have just shaved it down for like

90% cheaper than braces

and nearly bursted into tears. she looked so dead.