the rant book

so, there's no easy way to say this

why the fuck u always lyin
stop fuckin lyin
OOOOoooOh my god stop lyin

no really though, when people rip on writers who say orbs.

what's your damage man?

i mean i hate when people say a majority of things in stories but this literally has no effect on me. i don't get why people get so annoyed it's a legitimate description for eyes.

i feel like maybe it's because they don't know what orb means???

so let me help you:

orb

ôrb/

noun

plural noun: orbs

1.

a spherical body; a globe.

synonyms:sphere, globe, ball; more

spheroid, spherule;

circle

"the hallway features a display of luminous orbs suspended at various lengths from the ceiling"

a golden globe surmounted by a cross, forming part of the regalia of a monarch.

literary

a celestial body.

literary

an eyeball; an eye.

astrology

a circle of up to 10° radius around the position of a celestial object.

"within an orb of 1° of mars"

verb

literary

3rd person present: orbs

1.

encircle; enclose.

form (something) into an orb; make circular or globular.

origin: late middle english (denoting a circle): from latin orbis ‘ring.’

so in short. it's a descriptor for eyes.

so find your chill.

it's not like they're using made up words.

*moonwalks
outtie*