the rant book

abt me pt3: no tags ur welc

three ways i am still a kid
1. bc i'm under 18
2. i don't like to put gas in my car by myself
3. fuckin star wars idk

three ways i am already old
1. i've watched someone die
2. i work
3. i'm 17 so that's like 2 years older than half of thirty so that's something

three things i want to do
1. give frank iero my letter personally
2. meet frank iero
3. fistbump frank iero

three ways that i’m a stereotypical “boy”
1. i grab my dick a lot in class
2. nikes??
3. i'm a fuckboy

three ways that i’m a stereotypical “girl”
1. gerard way gives me heart eye emojis
2. idk
3. i like 5sos

three new things i want to try in the next 12 months
1. meet frank iero
2. meet gerard way
3. meet frank iero and gerard way

three things i like about myself
1. i'm pretty hot sometimes
2. i know mixed martial arts
3. i can fuck you up in a game of poker

three things i strongly dislike about myself
1. i have never ending word vomit
2. i don't usually look hot
3. my personality is pretty fucked

three things that scare me
1. not meeting frank iero or gerard way
2. not making anything of myself
3. scary movies idk

three of my everyday essentials
1. converse
2. leather jacket
3. sunglasses

three characteristics of the opposite sex (or same) that appeal to me
1. brown eyes/hazel eyes
2. sharp features
3. low standards ✌

three things i just can’t do
1. cartwheel
2. sit through any movies w matt damon
3. read books. i can't. i can't sit down and just do it.

three careers i’m considering
1. psychiatry
2. acting (preferably)
3. law