based on a true story that just happened just now that was totally true
teacher: in californa there's been that bad drought, right? and you know the man tom sellek, do u kno who he is?
do u kno what he was busted for?
me: deez nuts
my friend: *pterodactyl sscreeches*
teacher: *hurls me into the sun*
fuckboy in the background: lmao i didn't know that california is in a drought. i didn't believe it i don't believe it. it ain't real right bro?
other fuckboy: yea bro
*stares longingly into each other's eyes*
no homo tho bro
YOU ARE READING
the rant book
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