the rant book

EPILOGUE

I JUST WANTED TO TELL EVERYONE ABT MY TRIP

NOT KIDDING

I WRESTLED A LION, I TOUCHED A RAINBOW, AND I DRANK A PINA COLADA OUT OF A PINEAPPLE AND I BARGAINED A LOT AND I TRIED A LOT OF WEIRD SPANISH FOOD LIKE PIG SKIN, THEN I SAW A BLOWHOLE AND HIKED UP THE MOUNTAINS, SOME GUYS WERE PRETTY WEIRD AT THEIR MARKET SO I GOT IN AN ARGUMENT OR TWO BUT HEY I GOT A DRINK W MY NAME ON IT THT WAS P COOL, I HAD A P FUN TRIP AND I WAS ON A CRUISE THE ENTIRE TIME SO I DRANK A LOT AND ATE A LOTTA MONGOLIAN WOK WHATEVER WOK MEANS IDK, I LEARNED A LOT OF SPANISH AND A LOT ABOUT THEIR CULTURE AND IT WAS BEAUTIFUL AND EXCITING AND IT WAS SUCH A COOL EXPERIENCE I WAS HAPPY. I WAS RLY HAPPY.

THE AIRPORTS SUCKED THOUGH.

BUT LAX WAS COOL AND LA WAS RLY COOL.