Nacho Average One Direction Story

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The amount of sorry that I am is the same amount of cookies I would like to have. And that is a lot.

So what happened is I got grounded. Grounded from reading. ....and we wonder why I don't have a boyfriend.. Because I like to sit in my room all day and read. Well that and my personality sucks. And I'm not pretty. And most of the boys in my school are dirt bags. Oh yay. It's raining again outside. Ooo lightning. There's the thunder.

BUT I DIGRESS

But this rain tho

So I'm grounded from it for the rest of the school year because I've been too nerdy. I would be a total b.a. and update anyway and WOW IT IS RAINING SO HARD RIGHT NOW AT LEAST IT ISN'T SNOW #WisconsinPrabz, but my parents HID my Kindle and I found it once while looking for Oreos, but they hid it again. Wow I sound like a fatty, I have already written like 20 chapters into this book and it's all on there. I grew up in a small town, and when the rain would fall down, I'd just stare out my window.. What Kelly Clarkson what. I just stood in the rain eating a cookie and it felt pretty good but then I remembered finals are going to kick my butt, and I finished my cookie, so.... Alas, I guess..

So I should be able to update for realzies a week from this Sunday, because I'll be done done don Don Fernando Don Juan DESTINOS with Sophmore year of high school and ACT. I just spelled sophomore wrong wow. Not sure how I feel about myself right now.

So, on that note, *read dramatically without singing the tune* rain rain, go away. Come again, some other day. I went to bed, and bumped my head, and didn't wake up, in the morning.

I never understood how that last part related to rain...

VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION DO ANY OF YOU WATCH THE TELEVISION SHOW PSYCH? Please comment if you do so we can be friends. People like jokes. And they like to be held down and tickled.

--Alphie--