Nacho Average One Direction Story

Sass Battle. So Much Sass. So Much Ass.

One Direction.

I was meeting the rest of One Direction.

In sweatpants and a sports bra.

Perfect.

Harry's eyes lit up and he let out a girly scream, springing towards the door.

"Oh no, you don't," I said I reached out an horse-collared him, pulling him behind me.

"Ow!"

"My house, I get to open the door!" I turned and opened the door only to be horse-collared back by Harry, who grinned and jumped in front of me, hugging all the boys. Except one.

"Where's Lou?" I asked.

"Right here!" Louis shouted, jumping from a bush and charging into the house, heading straight for me. I ran, jumped, and swung onto his back and we galloped around into the kitchen and back into the foyer. Louis put me down, gave me a hug and hugged Harry.

"So... It looks like we were interrupting something," Liam said, wiggling his eyebrows at us. Behind him, Louis was making kissy faces.

Harry and I exchanged horrified looks. "God, no!" We said at the same time. Then we did that one hand shake the two popular girls from Hannah Montana did. Where you go, "ooooo, tssssss." And touch fingers on the "tsssss." We have a bunch of pre-determined hand shake things for various situations. That is what happens when it is 3 in the morning and both of us are half asleep, but don't actually want to sleep. It's complicated.

"Why don't I go and put a shirt on," I said.

"It's okay. We want you to be comfortable," I faintly heard Liam say, laughing, but I was already upstairs and I just rolled my eyes. They may be part of a famous band, but they are still guys.

I grabbed a shirt that said, "Stop! Hammer time!" And it had a picture of Thor from the Avengers on it. That is such a great movie. If you don't like that movie, we will have problems.

I walked into the living room to see the boys standing in a huddle, jumping up and down, saying, "Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!" I thought about saying something about it, but I just let them have their moment. After all, they were used to being together, and hadn't seen each other in a while.

I went to the fridge and got out some bread. I was accompanied by Niall, who asked if he could have some too. I said yes and, I kid you not, he took half the loaf and went back to sit by the boys, a pleasant smile on his face.

LIAM PAYNE POV

The door was opened to reveal a tall, not tan girl... in a sports bra? I quickly checked her out because hey, I'm a guy. She had a nice body and she looked good with her hair pulled back in a messy ponytail like that. Louis had told us she was pretty, but I didn't know she would be this beautiful. I looked over at Zayn's and Niall's faces. They looked as shocked as mine.

"Holy cats," Zayn murmured and Niall nodded his head, mouthing the word 'Wow'.

Suddenly our view of her was cut off as Harry yanked her backwards roughly and pulled us all into a hug.

LIZZ MAYBERRY POV

The boys have been here for about an hour, and we were all in the living room talking.

"So where are you staying?" Harry asked.

"In a hotel, say, 30 minutes out," Zayn said thoughtfully.

"Harry, may I talk to you privately?" I asked.

"As long as you don't tell me you are mad in love with me," Harry joked. I laughed and pulled him up and into the kitchen.