Nacho Average One Direction Story

Fans (The Acutal Kind)

Wednesday

"I don't think this is a good idea," Liam said.

"I am not responsible for any damages," I warned. All except Liam rolled their eyes. I walked over to Liam and faced him. "I can't watch," I told him, resting my head on his shoulder. He patted my back.

"It will turn out alright, love."

"Fire it up!" Louis shouted to Harry and he slowly raised the switch that turns on my ceiling fan. It gained speed. I wimpered as the first small stuffed animal beanie baby flew of an arm of the fan. It nailed Niall in the face. Well at least that made me feel a bit better.

Pretty soon, it was mass chaos. Everyone of us got hit at least once. They knocked over a vase, and Zayn dove to save it.

"I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!" I shouted while hugging him and kissing his cheeks.

"Maybe I should save vases from breaking more often," he joked, chuckling and I laughed.

"So Louis. What's your new idea?" Liam asked.

"I have an idea! You guys need to watch Psych!" I said. I dragged then all downstairs. When they saw the basement door built into the bookcase they all "Ooo"ed and "Ahhhh"ed and Harry and I just stood there smiling like bosses.

The second hour-long episode of Psych had ended, and I got the boys hooked. Honesty, the ammount of people I have brought to the glory of Psych is amazing.

"I have to go pick up the kids now," I said, getting up and walking upstairs. I opened the garage door and saw this sketchy looking vehicle parked in my driveway. I backed up slowly until I was back in my house, then turned and ran downstairs.

"Did you guys take a black SUV here?" I asked, still panicy.

"Yeah, why?" Niall answered.

"It's in the driveway."

"So? It has been there since we got here," Louis said like it was no big deal. My mouth fell open.

"You make your drivers sit in the car outside until you are ready to leave?!?" I asked, incredulous.

"Lizz, calm down. It is their job. That's what they get paid the big bucks for," Harry said.

I rolled my eyes and said goodbye to the boys. I walked out to the SUV and gave the driver some money and directions to the nearest sporting goods store and restaurant.

I then got in my car to go pick the kids up from Gymboree.

ZAYN MALIK POV

As soon as Lizz left, Harry turned off the television and on the lights.

"We are going to have a no bullshit talk quick," he said. That got everyone's attention because he doesn't swear unless he is really serious. "You know you can't have her, right?" He said like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Who? Lizz?" Louis asked.

"Have her, like, romantically?" Niall clarified.

"Yeah. You guys aren't good enough for her." Like he's any better than us? If anything, he's worse!

We were all about to jump down his throat for that when he continued, "You all aren't, I'm not, no one is. There is no boy out there that deserves her. She's top of the line, fine. She is perfect, okay? I don't understand how one person can be so awesome, I really don't. It's like, I've always looked for a girl to make me happy romantically, but it took meeting Lizz to realize I was never actually happy like that. I'm happy now. Really, truly happy. She isn't here to tell me I'm right all the time and honestly, I have never been told I am wrong this many times in my life," he vented, laughing. "Have you ever met someone where you just instantly connect and become so close really fast, and you feel like you can tell them anything? That is what it is like with Lizz. She's too good. Too perfect. I love her so much and just... I don't know. You all aren't good enough. I'm not good enough. No one is."