Nacho Average One Direction Story

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Saturday

HARRY STYLES POV

Well. This is uncomfortable. Why were they spending so much time on us?!

Suddenly Liam's phone started ringing to the tune of God Blessed Texas and the lads' faces paled on screen. "What's wrong? You'd think after two years of this you'd at least have learned to shut off your phone during an interview!" Nina the interviewer joked and the audience laughed but Liam shook his head.

"No it isn't that," Liam explained and Nina looked confused. "You see, Lizz loves country music. She even got Harry to like it, which I thought would be impossible." I knew where this was going and began to grin.

I stared at the screen with wide eyes, the same explression Lizz was beholding minus the subtle smirk on her's. "You didn't," I whispered without looking away from the tele.

Lizz didn't look away either and spoke like she was talking to a child. "Oh, Harry. Of course I did." I held my fist out and she bumped it without eye contact. That's just how good we were.

"So she personalized all of our ringtones to the song God Blessed Texas by Little Texas. That is one of her favorite songs," Niall continued.

"Let's be fair, the man can work a mullet," Zayn interrupted.

Nina caught on finally. "So when that ringtone plays on your phone, that means she's texted or called you." The boys nodded solemnly.

"Maybe I forgot my toothbrush at her house and it isn't anything?" Liam asked hopefully as he held his phone an arms legnth away, very tense and ridgid. He closed one eye and squinted the other as he unlocked his phone and read the message aloud. I couldn't help but laugh. "'Yes I am watching, you fool. Hooligan! Watch your back, little boy.' And then she sent a picture of her and Harry. Her eyebrow is raised and Harry is narrowing his eyes and pointing finger guns at the camera."

God Blessed Texas played again and the audience and Nina laughed. "She also says to stop giving the audience a play-by-play of her messa... oops," Liam read the next few lines in his head. "And to tell them 'Hi, mwah, mwah.' Hi. Mwah. Mwah." The song played again and Liam groaned. "She says my 'Mwah's don't convey enough love. MWAH! MWAH!" Liam looked directly at the camera, "Is that enough love, Lizz?" He laughed but the song plays again, cutting him off. "She says yes. Harry say it's too much love, stop, it's scaring the children. I can't win!" Liam shouted the last sentence and I laughed harder than I should have.

As I did this, Theo the cat jumped on me. God, I love cats. God Blessed Texas played for hopefully the last time. "She says, 'P.S. Rick on Pawn Stars just bought a Samarian sword.' And she sent a picture of Harry laughing with her cat Theo on his head," Liam laughed. I hadn't know she'd taken a picture of that just now. I'll have to ask her to send it to me.

"Okay, so back to the interview. You've mentioned numerous times that their relationship was perfect. What makes it so cool?" Nina asked.

"Hmmm. How do you explain Lizz to a nonbeliever?" Niall asked and I laughed at how true that statement was. I could go on for days explaining Lizz.

Louis went first. "Recently they've started renting movies in German. Neither of them know any German." Let me just tell you movies are terrifying in German because everything sounds angry.

"Then they realized they watched too many movies, so they started going to Zumba at a rec center. Neither of them can dance whatsoever," Zayn added. It is weird to have people you know talk about you, positively or negatively, and watch it. An odd feeling.

"It's an interesting give-take relationship. He makes her go golfing and she makes him shop," Louis said thoughtfully.

"She sounds great," Nina said then covered her mouth, realizing she slipped up on being unbiased. She seemed to remember something, "Oh! Here is something you may not know about Lizz," she grinned evily before the screen went black. I looked over at Lizz and she looked at me with a guilty smile so I rolled my eyes at her.